Ailish Iverson

Warning(s): Alcohol

[ text ]: I woke up to a half empty bottle of cider on my dresser. I drank it and have no regrets. Morning.

[ text ]: I’d ask why there’s pictures of Kayne West all over my bedroom floor but I don’t actually want an answer at this point.

[ text ]: I can hear your life falling apart through the ceiling.  Shut up.

[ text ]: I just googled ‘Rarest Pepe’ and I’m crying.

[ text ]: I just brought the Spice Girls Greatest Hits.

[ text ]: I’ve had nothing to do all day so I’ve been learning the lyrics to ‘Trap Queen’.

[ text ]: Be proud of drunk me. I managed to only eat HALF of a large pizza this time.

[ text ]: We all got really drunk and communally agreed Bucky Barnes was a ‘cute little button babe’.

[ text ]: What a massive egotistical penis.

[ text ]: Does today require people clothes or can I just wear my pyjamas?

[ text ]: I’m certain he heard me shout and LOUDLY ‘nap time comes before pants time’.

[ text ]: I’m not responding to this because I have died. I’m dead. Dead people don’t answer texts.

[ text ]: I think I’m going to retire and become a hermit.

[ text ]: I want Lucky Charms.

[ text ]: I’m not surprised he didn’t show up. He didn’t arrange it.

[ text ]: I miss hugging you and smelling your hair (in a non-weird way!).

[ text ]: Why are you saved in my phone as ‘Prison Wife’?

[ text ]: I was in the middle of a check-up and the doctor quoted Jurrassic Park at me.

[ text ]: I replaced your apple juice with whiskey six months ago.

[ text ]: Why did you send me pictures of yourself dressed in all of my coats?

[ text ]: I’ve watched so much Peppa Pig I am reaching my point of insanity.

[ text ]: What a complete ball of Human-shaped trash.

[ text ]: You need to stop shouting about Communism in public places.

[ text ]: I was just legitimately asked if Human was a form of meat.

[ text ]: The Devil has a British accent.

[ text ]: You kept making train noises all night. Are you okay?

[ text ]: I just brought some muscle cream and I smell like a herb garden.

[ text ]: I think our neighbour may have gone rabid.

[ text ]: I realise we were joking at the time but are you considering a stripping career?

      “make a habit of bumping into strangers?” sterling teased the blonde, harmless in the line’s delivery. she reached down to pick up the wallet before offering it over. “don’t worry, i’m not gonna chew your head off,” the brunette reassured her, amusement written in her features. “but the guy in front of me? he definitely would’ve.” said guy huffed and shuffled further ahead. “so what’s got your head in the clouds?” she prompted the woman.

bowie didn’t need more caffeine. she had gotten her daily fill, and then some, at home. one more cup on an empty stomach would without a doubt send her over the edge and make her even more unsettled and jittery than she already was. still, the barista at the café was hot so she just had to make a stop. with her attention focused on the woman behind the counter, bowie was completely oblivious of her surroundings. the sudden and unexpected contact caused her to whip around, a yelp escaping her lips. “jesus, ail. — what happened to you? you look exhausted.” she asked, bending down to grab the others wallet and handing it over. “this one’s on me, babe, don’t worry about it.. long night?” she smiled coyly, a brow arched.