I gently rise and softly call

#i’m emily

“Well, unless you’ve tracked down said illegal growth drug and plan on using it in the next five minutes, I suggest shuttin’ your mouth before I introduce my foot to your jugular. Natsha fuckin’ Romanoff’s got nothin’ on me and my Bruce Banner-like abilities.”

“Shit... Ain’t found it yet but I bet there’s one in Tibet or somethin’. Then you’ll be real fuckin’ sorry. I ain’t scared of you, Taylor! May I remind you who the class-A fighter is ‘ere? Bruce Banner don’t make a scratch on Nat, get outta here!”

“Eh, I’m sure they wouldn’t mind too much. I mean, it’s a hotel. You’ve probably got everyone speaking all sorts of languages.”

“Right y’ar! See that fancy mind there is the mind of a business man, for sure. Although I have always fancied m’self as one of those posh receptionists in hotels.”

“Thank you for the offer, but I think I get enough presents anyway. And I can’t imagine my parents would be too happy to find a random teenage witch breaking into the house.”

“That’s alright then. S’long as you’re still gettin’ your fair share. Again true... Can’t deny I’d have a pretty entertainin’ excuse to go with it.”

“Much appreciated.”

“Always available for any punches you require. Just gimme a buzz.”

“I’m surprised this is what’s making you realize it.”

“All comes out in the wash, s’what Da says.”

you might belong in hufflepuff, where they are just and loyal, those patient hufflepuffs are true, and unafraid of toil

“I’m pretty sure that’s what it is, I find it hard to believe that anybody would miss out on all of that. You know if you’re having a roast dinner, you might as well go all out and have everything that goes with it since it just wouldn’t be right and all.”

“Right! Gotta have all the trimmin’s or else it ain’t a roast. Followed by some massive dessert to top it all off. All this dinner talk is making me real hungry, ya know.”

“Oh come now, I wouldn’t think of giving you a maid. Who knows maybe you could totally just take a job at the corporate building or something. Cass is most likely going to end up there.”

“Wouldn’t be too bad to start in! But, hey, if ya can swing me some fancy job there I’m not gonna argue. Reckon I need those elocution lessons first though.”

“Oh, him.  My parents never really allowed us that illusion.”

“Oi, really? It’s bloody brilliant though! If ya want I can break into your house next Christmas and leave ya a present.”