i'm nuts, baby- i'm mad.

“Obviously! You’re an evil genius, you are.”

“I knew you planned this, you prick.”

“Wow. My whole life has been shattered. I’m a broken man, Caldwell.”

“Am I getting predictable? Shit.”

“Oh. That– that works, too.”

“No offence but I think we should stick to my apartment.”

“Fair.” Oliver snorted, then went about preparing plates for both himself and Riley, placing the blonde’s plate in front of her. “There’s some left over if your brother and Skye want any, too. Or you can be a bitch and horde it, I don’t care.”

“You’re such an asshole.”

“… Riley, will you please sit down so I can bring your food to you.”

“Then don’t give me reason to take it away!”

“Do you want alfredo or not, princess?”

“Yeah, yeah. Sit your butt down.”

“Figured it would.”

“It was my mum that told me that one, for your information.”

“I’m always cocky. It’s part of my charm.”

“Princess. Faith. Have some.”

“It’s cool, I didn’t really expect anything. Now you just gotta make it up to me with a kickass birthday present.”