King of Fools by Amanda Foody Starter List:
“A friend of mine suggested I pay you a visit.”
“The shiner doesn’t look that bad.”
“It’s no fun hurting you if you’re already hurt.”
“I’m successful, not responsible.”
“You’re better looking in your wanted poster.”
“You know, I only told you because I thought you of all people wouldn’t worry about me.”
“Of course I’ll worry about you, muckhead.”
“No wonder you collect all those knives - how else would you convince people to fear you.”
“You have a reputation now.”
“So are you trying to be a saint, or are just taking advantage of the situation?”
“Just because I’ve forgiven you doesn’t mean I won’t warn you.”
“I left it with urgency. I’ve no intention of dying before I get what I want.”
“Remember - don’t do anything sinful here. This is a holy place after all.”
“Until you’ve killed a worthier opponent, you’ve proven nothing.”
“Do you know what people are saying about you?”
“We could set up a lemonade stand on the beach.”
“I’m not interested in lace and cream puffs.”
“I want to learn something interesting. Teach me how to curtsy.”
“I could teach you all the ways to kill a man.”
“You’re five feet tall and look like you’re thirteen years old.”
“You’re not exactly going to instill fear in the hearts of many.”
“You always look like you’re about to cry.”
“You’re not focused on the target.”
“Listen, I didn’t bring you along with me to threaten you.”
“I never thought criminals could be so self-reflective.”
“Don’t stop your games on my account.”
“Do you have a death wish?”
“You can’t just risk yourselves like that.”
“You told me not to worry about your plan.”
“No wonder you kiss me all the time. That must shut me up, right?”
“I can’t always be as dashing as the stories.”
“It’s not a favor if you pay me.”
“Unless there’s an emergency, please don’t disturb us.”
“Did you come here just to insult me?”
“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to drag you into this.”
“Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!”
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