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the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

These made me feel better

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I want to make designs out of these.

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

NICE

But that is exactly why they’re cut down. To encourage the mundane and cut down on the extraordinary. To make it easier to control who we are what we’re doing with our lives. If everyone is striving for the same life with the same ideals and the same ambitions then there is no extra work needed to corral us into what those in power think is good for us.

Albert went in 😂😂

Raassssssclllaaaaarrt 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

the fact that he was STILL typing !!! LMAO im crying…. read her!

Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that