Meeting of consciousness.

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

This is one of the funniest fucking things I have seen in a long time

When i saw him try to use the garden hose as a hook it confirmed the theory that gays all share one brain cell communally

oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I'm too drunk for words. hold on I'm gonna paint it.