Man: Whatโs a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?
Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*
Man: Is that a yeah?
Pig: *shorter groan*
Man: Okay.ย Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pigโฆ Look at this pigโฆ
Pig: *quiet snort*
Man: Hey!
Pig: *snort*
Man: Are you messed up, girl?ย ย
Pig: *short snort*
Man: Never seen a damn pigโฆ Look at that, that one hereโs fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly upย
Pig: *snort snort snort snort*
Man: Hey you
Pig: *snort*
Man: Whoa!ย Whoa!ย Shit!ย [Unintelligible] HOWH!ย Come here girl!ย
Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*
Man: Holy hell, fuckโฆI didnโt mean to do that
โWhoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!โ Is my new favorite expletive
















