Nov 3, 2021
Man: Whatβs a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?
Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*
Man: Is that a yeah?
Pig: *shorter groan*
Man: Okay.Β Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pigβ¦ Look at this pigβ¦
Pig: *quiet snort*
Man: Hey!
Pig: *snort*
Man: Are you messed up, girl?Β Β
Pig: *short snort*
Man: Never seen a damn pigβ¦ Look at that, that one hereβs fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly upΒ
Pig: *snort snort snort snort*
Man: Hey you
Pig: *snort*
Man: Whoa!Β Whoa!Β Shit!Β [Unintelligible] HOWH!Β Come here girl!Β
Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*
Man: Holy hell, fuckβ¦I didnβt mean to do that
βWhoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!β Is my new favorite expletive
