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Out of Touch

Harley, sipping her tea: I was actually invited you jealous whore

“It was a perfect sandwich. Perfectly prepared. There was no mustard. There was never any mustard. It’s fake news, everybody that knows me knows I hate mustard. Can’t stand it. Poor people condiment. Except for the English they have money....Nice hotels nice golf there too, but I guess that’s Scotland or Ireland, same thing.. they all like mustard. Not me though never touch the stuff. C’mon French mustard that’s just surrender sauce. America is a ketchup country. I love it. best thing on a hot dog. Ketchup and onions...lots of onions. There’s this place that has the best hot dogs in Moscow it’s right next to my favorite spray tan spa. Great hot dog they steam them in German beer. You know who loves mustard though the wack-a-doo’s in Hollywood. Can’t get enough of it. They have a lot of ways of making mustard appear real. Very convincing C.J.I effects, and photoswap filters. They can make anything look like mustard even ketchup. They can’t be detected...except by me. I have very excellent vision. Perfect vision. Better than perfect really. Almost too good. It’s almost a problem. People around me are always asking me to read things for them. very important things...lots of big smart words. Lots of fine print...not like Obama. Terrible vision. Very bad eyesight. Well known. That’s probably why he isn’t president anymore and I am.”

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

Competitive bodybuilder Yuan Herong as Chun Li.

Cowboy/Western Mage

Majora’s Mask Tribute parts 1-3 by Léo Chérel

Egyptian Gods ᵀʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᵐʸ ᶠᶦʳˢᵗ ᵈʳᵃʷᶦⁿᵍ ᵘˢᶦⁿᵍ ᵐʸ ⁿᵉʷ ᵗᵃᵇˡᵉᵗ, ᶦ’ᵐ ᵖʳᵒᵘᵈ ᵘʷᵘ