give me my medicine.

Uhm, hi?

Hi.

I go absolutely no sleep last night. People fuck, like, really loudly.

They should really learn to be more quiet.

No, thank you.

Fine, you couldn't pull it off anyway.

I’ve been attempt to work up the nerves to go skydiving. After spending my first day of the year Netflix binging, I feel the need to compensate. Do something insane to kick the year off right.

You could always go cliff diving instead.

Do I have to dress up as him?

Only if you want to.

Sooo, innocent little I don’t care about friends or partying type? Got it. Had somewhat of a bit of faith here until you started talking like a fifty year old man again. We’ll take one step at a time. Yeah? Sounds seriously dramatic. 

Yes, okay, whatever. You call speaking with an intelligent vocabulary like a senile man? Not really. Just side effects.

Well if I want to be stuck in a Pokeball for the rest of my life, I want to be alone. No matter how weird that sounds. Squirtle is such a cute little thing.

Okay, that'll work. He is very cute.

Riiight. So you’re the I don’t care about partying or friends innocent type? I’d call bullshit, but I’ll let you have this one. Y’know someone might wanna take you out and you could end up findin’ yourself doing quite well actually. Gotta shake that novel literature shaping culture crap you spat earlier first. You can do it.

No, I'm not. I the type of person who prefers solitude versus dealing with idiocy that has infected our society. But it has nothing to do with that when it comes to dealing with people. I'm basically socially awkward and can't function like a normal person. 

Nope. Sorry, Aiden. I’m not living with some random person. I love Squirtle. I want to be Squirtle.

It doesn't have to be random. Find someone you want to be friends with and go with that. Oh, I know that one. Squirtle is pretty cool; he was my sister's favorite.

How will you get out of the Pokeball if you’re going to set the kitchen up? Piplup is but I prefer the oldies.

I'll have someone else set it up. I don't know many of the old ones..

Is that even possible? Yeah, but I don’t want to be Piplup.

...Where there is a will, there is a way, Jane. Why not? Piplup is adorable.

Sorry, but I don’t want to be in a Pokeball. I’m not ferocious to go against your enemies.

But, I could put a kitchen and everything in there for you! Piplup isn't either but look at him.

I’m sure I’d do the same, though. It seems like an inevitable thing though, right? Like, you get attached to a character, whether it be through books, or the telly, or whatever else, and then they’re killed off? Anyways, was it the could-be happenings of Hazel’s life, or? 

I don't watch much television, really. But you're right, it's basically the same thing. It's pretty much like some extreme frustration. Could-be happenings? 

I literally have no idea what novel you’re on about, but thats mostly because I can’t remember the last time I picked up a book. 

What is wrong with you people? You do realize it's literature that has basically shaped our modern day culture?

I know that, but 2013 was horrible and I hoped that I would transform into something else. Like a Pokemon. 

A Pokemon would be the shit, honestly. If you do, though, let me know so I can put you in one of those pod thingies and use you against my enemies.

So this New Year doesn’t feel any different from the last. That’s a really big disappointment.

Of course it doesn't. It's simply a different section of time but with the same old routine as 2013.