Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
if i look back, i am lost
Sade Olutola
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$LAYYYTER
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@ahuman-disaster
ok... cis male, tall and lanky, brown hair that i always hide under my hat (i don't leave anywhere without it!), italian/japanese, kind of a nervous wreck, terrified of ghosts and my fav color is green!
aw omg would date u sound adorable
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me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin
my brain:
Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one
I never needed to think about this, but now I’m reblogging it and all of you can suffer as well.
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What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand
Literally
reblog for 10 years of peaceful sleep every night
members of the gang ranked by how likely it is that they’re a serial murderer
charlie: definitely killed one of the kids that stole mac’s bike, was gonna cut a little person’s throat w a razor, tried to eat a homeless kid, ripped santa’s neck open 9/10
dee: probably killed multiple people while on steroids, planned on killing dennis AND frank, also tried to eat a homeless kid, set that bitch on fire that one time 8/10
mac: has certainly put his thumb through someone’s eye at some point, likes to choke people in anger, also definitely killed one of the kids that stole his bike 6/10
dennis: possibly killed the guy who shushed him, would probably have a collection of skin luggage if it weren’t for the smell 5/10
frank: first instinct in any situation is to pull a gun out, likely responsible for the deaths of hundreds of people in vietnam 10/10
this is the best one
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‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight
do it for her (amelia “mia” mignonette thermopolis renaldi, queen of genovia)
*princess
You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum.
Im sorry he wrote a fucking what
just lost my mcfreakin mind on a conference call bc someone’s email was their first initial and full last name and it spelled m.othman
Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago
Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago
oh my god.
This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror
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date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you
I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you
