CLAWS !

for the caregivers and caretakers of the roleplay community, from various sources. change pronouns, context, or sentence structure at your behest.

you'll be given love, you'll be taken care of.

you'll be given love, you have to trust it.

all is full of love, all around you.

we help everyone in danger, even people who are unkind.

if you can learn to love yourself, that love will continue to support you for the rest of your life.

let me guide you to a place where no one hurts you.

you are safe here with me.

with every heartbeat i have left, i will defend your every breath.

you are loved more than you know.

and i have left alone everything that i own to make you feel like it's not too late.

you can always rely on me to help you do what you want to do.

i'll be your lighthouse when you're lost at sea.

you can always come to me.

when you need me, i will never let you come apart.

you've still got me to hold you up, and i will never let you down.

you can put your strength down. you don’t need to say anything.

i know how hard it is to be different.

i totally love and accept you.

i love you. remember you're loved.

everything you need is within you.

the light you seek is within you.

you are not alone.

i love you because you are love.

come to me, i'll take care of you.

you don't have to explain, i understand.

i'll protect you, you know that i adore you.

if you need, come build your home in me.

i can't fix what was done to you, but i'll shield you from the rain.

i just want to save you while there's still something left to save.

i try to help everybody. how can i help you?

i'll never, ever leave your side.

i have a thousand things i want to say to you, but none of these things are what you need right now. i will say that i am here and i care. and that's all.

here is my hand that will not harm you.

you'll be alright, no one can hurt you now.

i will take good care of you.

i'm telling you that you'll be safe with me.

are you getting bad again? you know you're never doing this alone.

no matter what else you have in your head, i'm with you and i love you.

if you're lost, you can look and you will find me.

if you fall, i will catch you.

i'll run to your side when your heart is bleeding.

i would love you in any form you take.

i know you're not doing the best but i'm here, i'll always be here.

tell me if you need me, and call me if you feeling alone.

Prompts for stages of a relationship. Feel free to change any pronouns as needed and adjust however necessary. Some may be usfw.

ACQUAINTANCES

❛ I swear I’ve seen you before, probably in a dream, or a mugshot. ❜

❛ Is this the part where we shake hands or just nod awkwardly? ❜

❛ You’re not as scary as people said. Yet. ❜

❛ We’ve met before, right? ❜

❛ I will forget your name in five minutes but I will never forget your aura. ❜

❛ Sorry, I don’t think I caught your name last time. ❜

❛ You seem familiar. Do I know you from somewhere? ❜

❛ Sorry, I’m terrible with names. I’ll probably call you “Hey you” forever. ❜

❛ So are we strangers, or is this the part where we overshare? ❜

❛ If we end up on a group project together, I’m not doing the PowerPoint. ❜

❛ So… what do you do? ❜

❛ I’ve heard about you, but this is our first time talking. ❜

❛ I don’t know much about you, honestly. ❜

❛ Wow, you talk. I thought you were just a background extra. ❜

❛ How do you already look like you’re over this conversation? ❜

❛ Don’t take this the wrong way, but I can’t tell if we’d get along or kill each other. ❜

❛ It’s weird finally putting a face to the name. ❜

❛ If you had to pick one Pokémon that describes your vibe, which one is it? ❜

❛ Do you come here often? ❜

❛ Oh cool, another NPC come to give me a side quest. ❜

❛ You look like you have main character energy but, like, season one when everything’s still a mess. ❜

❛ Small world, huh? ❜

❛ Sorry if I seem awkward, I’m not great with strangers. ❜

❛ You look like you know what you’re doing. ❜

❛ Wait, is this the start of a rom-com or a crime documentary? ❜

❛ You seem like someone who knows where the snacks are. ❜

❛ I have no idea who you are but I respect your vibe. ❜

❛ Are you new around here? ❜

❛ It’s nice to finally meet in person. ❜

❛ We don’t really know each other yet, but… I think we could get along. ❜

❛ Well, that was an interesting first impression. ❜

❛ Do you mind if I sit here? ❜

❛ I feel like I should know more about you than I do. ❜

❛ So… do we pretend we don’t know each other, or do we pretend we do? ❜

❛ Wait, are you the person I thought was a coat rack last week? ❜

❛ Oh, you’re taller than I imagined in my head. ❜

❛ You don’t look like a serial killer. That’s a good start. ❜

[SPILL] – Sender bumps into receiver and spills their coffee.

[WRONG NAME] – Sender accidentally calls receiver by the wrong name and freezes.

[DROP] – Sender drops something right at receiver’s feet and stumbles trying to pick it up.

[BRUSHED OFF] – Sender flinches when receiver brushes past without noticing.

[HESITANT] – Sender hesitates before offering a hand to help receiver up.

FRIENDS

❛ Congratulations, you’ve officially made my list of “people I tolerate.” ❜

❛ If we get arrested, I’m blaming you. ❜

❛ I like hanging out with you. ❜

❛ You always make the day a little better. ❜

❛ That was fun, we should do it again sometime. ❜

❛ Want to grab something to eat? My treat. ❜

❛ You’re so easy to talk to. ❜

❛ Honestly, I didn’t expect us to get along this well. ❜

❛ Why do we always end up in weird situations together? ❜

❛ If we had a sitcom, it’d be canceled after one episode. ❜

❛ I don’t know if we’re friends or just two people who roast each other a lot. ❜

❛ You make me laugh so much it’s suspicious. ❜

❛ I can’t believe we just spent three hours talking about nothing. ❜

❛ It’s been a while! I missed this. ❜

❛ You always know how to cheer me up. ❜

❛ Why do you always know what I’m thinking? ❜

❛ Let’s do something spontaneous. ❜

❛ Don’t worry, I already told everyone we’re a package deal. ❜

❛ You know I’d never let anyone else see me like this, right? ❜

❛ Okay, but if we’re friends, I get the cool nickname rights. ❜

❛ I trust you, you know? ❜

❛ You’re a good friend. ❜

❛ Thanks for always being there. ❜

❛ I don’t laugh like this with anyone else. ❜

❛ I feel like I can be myself with you. ❜

❛ You’re stuck with me now. ❜

❛ You know I only text you because I’m bored, right? ❜

❛ Okay, let’s go make some bad decisions together. ❜

❛ Wow you're a disaster. You're lucky you’re my favorite disaster. ❜

❛ I’d fight a raccoon for you. Not a bear. But a raccoon. ❜

❛ I volunteer us to be the comedic relief in someone else’s tragic backstory. ❜

❛ You’re my favorite clown, and I mean that with love. ❜

❛ We’re not a duo. We’re a legally recognized natural disaster. ❜

❛ Stop making me laugh in serious situations. People think I’m unstable. ❜

[PHOTO BOMB] – Sender leaps into receiver’s selfie at the last second.

[MESSY HUG] – Sender hugs receiver but picks them up and spins them around

[ANNOYING SONG] – Sender sings obnoxiously loud right in receiver’s ear.

[CARE PACKAGE] – Sender leaves something on receiver’s desk/doorstep without a note.

[LINGERING GOODBYE] – Sender takes a little too long to say goodbye.

[SHUTTER] – Sender snaps a candid photo of receiver and laughs when caught.

a collection of sentence starters from the menzingers' album rented world . edited to fit rp needs , adjust pronouns as necessary . warnings for swears , darker tones

❛ last friday night i wasn't me , ❜

❛ i've been wandering , ❜

❛ i don't wanna be an asshole anymore , ❜

❛ baby , i'll be good to you , ❜

❛ feels damn good to just bleed sometimes , ❜

❛ all i ever wanted was to make things right , ❜

❛ you're the only lover that i ever miss , & have been hopelessly in love with , ❜

❛ i'm paranoid , ❜

❛ where'd this gun come from ? ❜

❛ don't wait up for me , ❜

❛ i'm planning to watch the world burn , ❜

❛ i wanna be more discreet , ❜

❛ i don't have the guts to kick him out , ❜

❛ never again will i let anyone close to me , ❜

❛ burn the fucker down , i don't care anymore , ❜

❛ good luck with the guilt left on your hands , ❜

❛ i've tried everything but dying , ❜

❛ i am only bad news for you , ❜

❛ she's always on my mind , ❜

❛ some nights we fall out of love , ❜

❛ some nights i sleep in her arms , some nights i sleep on the couch , ❜

❛ when you tried to find someone new , i just kind of waited around for you , ❜

❛ what else was i supposed to do ? ❜

❛ i know where your heartache exists , ❜

❛ i saw it in your face , ❜

❛ we made a difference , ❜

❛ sleep now , it's only getting better , ❜

❛ some day we'll all die , ❜

❛ i used to lie to myself all the time , ❜

❛ i'm gonna die , ❜

❛ i was a runaway , somewhere in a grave of mistakes , ❜

❛ you should've seen the view from the mansion , ❜

❛ it made me think of things we never mentioned , the things we're too afraid to say , ❜

❛ i hope it doesn't end this way , ❜

❛ i never loved you anyway , ❜

❛ you've got your problems , that's your problem , ❜

❛ i want my life back , ❜

❛ i'm crawling out of my skin , but i'll be okay , ❜

❛ i don't owe you anything , ❜

❛ i am a tiny fly , buzzing in a field somewhere in the overgrowth of your memory , ❜

❛ baby , i'm right here ! ❜

❛ nothing feels good anymore , ❜

❛ i've got to see you , ❜

❛ my heart's on the floor , ❜

❛ i thought i had it together , ❜

❛ they don't know what they don't know , ❜

❛ i'm not calling it communication , ❜

❛ hearts unknown beat alone , ❜

❛ who's god will save your soul ? ❜

❛ i've got a winning lotto ticket from the state of massachusetts tucked in the back of my wallet , ❜

❛ maybe the future's just a little bit weird , ❜

❛ maybe the god you love is all i've got to fear , ❜

❛ life's a terminal illness in remission , ❜

❛ i hate how i always get nervous every time i try to speak , ❜

❛ i hate all the things i know about you , ❜

❛ i want to chew up my dinner & spit in your face , ❜

❛ we're going off to war , ❜

❛ we're pieces on the board , ❜

❛ i was on my way to heaven when you died , ❜

❛ when i wake up , i want to talk to a lawyer , ❜

❛ where do people go when they die ? ❜

❛ how do you keep them alive ? ❜

❛ how do you make sure that something like this won't happen again ? ❜

❛ how could a perfect human run out of luck ? ❜