you & me

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

how do people get yelled at without crying i dont understand

why he do dat

he checking if too hot

she’s beauty she’s grace she’s in love with aliens and space

she’s gorgeous, she’s seductive; she wants to be abducted

tonight i went to a trump protest march and at one point hundreds of people were chanting ‘he can’t build the wall…his hands are too small’ and i wanted u to kno 

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

In a world where you can be anything, be kind.