i wish i was poetic

i blink 1 eye at a time so i can always see the haters coming

me when i get 0 likes: likes are a social construct. ur alive but are u LIVING? kids out here liking posts but when did they last LIKE their MOTHERS? ☕️🐸

ya 💁 i drink milk 👄🍼 but at least i’m not 🙅🏽🙅🏽🍻🚫❌ an alcohol attic ☕️☕️🐸🐸🐸🐸

I hate when people say “I’m Spanish” like no that’s a language not a nationality

i hate when people say “i’m danish” like no that’s a pastry not a nationality

i hate when people say “i’m belgian” like no that’s a waffle not a nationality

i hate when people say “i’m finnish” but u just startin

I hate it when people say “I’m Russian” but you ain’t in no hurry

i hate when people say “Iran” but they just jogged

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

I want a doot doot

I’m gonna doot doot