BAD ENDING

fuck iron supplements i’m bout to just start eating staples

What if your allergic to fruit?

man what… i said staples

I’m sorry baby I can’t come over tonight I’m trying to become god of the new world

death note was amazing at foreshadowing. like they literally named him L

due to personal reasons I’ll be in my bedroom making no noise and pretending that I don’t exist

nobody likes the “bad boys” who insult and degrade their partners while wearing pastel polos with popped collars, people like REAL bad boys who wear leather jackets and take a lot of care in how they shape their pompadour and carry around stiletto switchblades and care about their communities and ride a motorcycle and rebel against the government and says stuff like “NOBODY insults my gal” and gets in fistfights with dudes who catcall their girlfriends. THOSE bad boys are the guys everyone wants.

honestly??? fuck papa. why’s he need so many rias anyway. papa’s burgeria freezeria cupcakeria fuckin sushiria,,,, its not like his bitch ass ever actually works at them anyway hes such a fuckin snake he opens these places up and then sets up traps like rigged competitions or “accidents” to reel his victims in and then whichever poor bitch wins his little fucked up game he forces them to slave away and work while his ugly ass goes and spins the wheel of random food and then just slaps “ria” at then end of it while he continues to earn the profits from all his other abandoned restraunts and over worked employees honestly he needs to be stopped and sent to cool math games prison for his crimes im sick of his shit

i don’t know which vampire needs to hear this today but i’m single

pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars

A lotta men you know would be dead. Surprise

I love surprises