Nowhere, Man.

he's got a sadness about him you only see in catholic stained glass windows

"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

by doopiidoo

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

please please does anybody have the “i love my this” image please i can’t find it anywhere i’m getting desperate

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it