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feeding her stuffie must live on....

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freddkong

Mewtwo….

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I’m watching season one simpsons

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im fucking crying

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This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

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Theres the lil thang

blemgoid

yo mama so hungry... her belly grumbling could wake the dead!

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yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her belly could wake anyone from even the deepest slumber!

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yo mama so hungry... a grumble of her belly could wake skeletons, dracula, and more!

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yo mama so hungry... when her belly grumbled, frankenstein sat up and went "what was that sound?"

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yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly caused quite a stir!

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yo mama so hungry on an airplane... her belly grumbles were mistaken for turbulence, and the other passengers left posthaste!

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My dearest companion,

It is with utmost urgency that I commit to paper an occurrence so singular that I fear it may strain your credulity. I trust this message finds you in sound health and undisturbed repose, for I cannot say the same of those unfortunate enough to dwell within the vicinity of yo esteemed mama.

Having, by circumstances too tedious to recount, passed the evening beneath her roof, I was shortly after midnight awakened by a most dreadful and prolonged rumbling, so profound in its depth that I mistook it first for distant cannonade, then for an earthquake, and finally for the Last Trump itself. Imagine my astonishment upon discovering the disturbance emanated not from Heaven or the deepest bowels of Hell, but from the singularly vacant stomach of yo good mama.

The tumult was of such prodigious force that every sleeper in the household sprang from his bed in confusion. Even the old groundskeeper, who I know for a fact has slept through thunder-bolts and musket fire alike, emerged from his shack demanding to know who had sounded the alarm.

I entreat you, dear friend, to prevail upon yo mama to partake of a modest supper before retiring, lest her entire estate be compelled to awaken at the command of her insatiable stomach.

I remain, with every sentiment of esteem,

Your most obedient and humble servant,

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blemgoid

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly can be heard from very far away!

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yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly once set off an earthquake detector!

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yo mama so hungry at sea... her belly grumbling can be heard by the fishes whales sharks and amphibiens under the water!

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yo mama so hungry in space... her grumbling belly disturbed an astronaut, a space probe, and even an alien!

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yo mama so hungry... all her meals are gnawed to the bone!

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yo mama so hungry... the bones of her dinner are always chewed and licked clean!

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yo mama so hungry... the beasts that she eats are always picked clean, down to the skeleton!

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yo mama so hungry... she cleans the carcass with the thoroughness normally reserved for the carrion-beetle!

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yo mama so hungry... she sells her leftover bones to the museum, for their skeleton exhibit!

#this is creative writing

coughloop

waiter can i have another menu now i finished reading this one

drops-of-universe

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

innerchildabortionclinic

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

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cheddar-baby

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

lowpawly

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

lettuce-king

*sigh* me and may friends paid Theo Solomon to say in Wyll's voice that he's "in da club straight up jorkin it" so of course I have to infect as many people as possible with this newly created cursed audio

Update: we met him at dragoncon and he actually recognized us from the cameo 😭 he was very sweet and enjoyed our wyll ravengard fanclub/sus coven shenanigans

Also, plz dont repost anywhere. We did spend actual money on this-

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human pov following objects 😭

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no you dont masaru

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what the fuck are my mutuals doing

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