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Brainstorming Homebrew Items

Coming up with homebrew items can get exhausting. Trying to fill a niche in your world and making sure it makes sense.

Turn to ancient history and observe the uncovered relics of the past. A good portion of them are cool for the sake of being cool. For example:

You collect some water, put it to a boil, say some magic words, and awaken the living crab pot! The purpose? You can ride it, make it carry soup, and get emotionally attached when it dies in Session 12.

#crab posting #dnd 5e #dnd homebrew #dungeons and dragons #homebrew items #crab

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I'm sure the fae don't follow their own rules, especially the ones they make up or allow to become rumors.

They let the whole thing run wild cause it's fun watching unsuspecting travelers go crazy trying to figure out if the pinky is supposed to be gestured counter-clockwise while holding a teacup upside on Mingle's Eve OR it's supposed to be upside clockwise not on Mingle's day so they don't get turned into a stump by The Stump King.

Said Stump King probably doesn't even know either.

#faerie #fae folk #writer stuff #magic #elves #faewild #fae #folklore

Wizards, the pinnacle of spell-casting and lore accumulation, are prone to judging each other for the most mundane things. So meticulous in their ways, they can't help but point out flaws to their peers.

I present Speedrunner Wizards, mages dedicated to figuring out how to cast spells and formulas with as few steps as possible. Their goal? Somehow cast a spell that requires years of preparation in the time it takes to sneeze.

#wizards #dnd 5e #dnd wizard #magic #mages #wizardposting #spellcasting #annoying

The title of a "Knight" is supposed to evoke an air of grandeur and nobility. They are the regal warriors, political conspirators, conquest orchestrators, or even the tried and true wanderers looking to do good.

What about those knights who filed paperwork and managed their little section of land? The ones invested in moat repair and trench maintenance? The most chivalric thing they ever did was orchestrate a dispute between two guilds?

Did they feel like knights? I hope they did.

#knightposting #medieval knight #middle ages #medieval history #thoughts #chivalry

Color in the Middle Ages

I wonder if medieval writers thought about color association when telling their stories. Imagine flipping through countless pages to find a good color people may have never seen.

#colors #middle ages #medieval

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