I didn't know I was lonely till I saw your face.

how is the “annoying orange” doing??? is he okay?? has he calmed down

hes the president now

Is My Anxiety Making My Stomach Sick or is My Sick Stomach Making Me Anxious: A Short Biography

me when my bf doesnt text me until 10pm

no offense but I look forward to having a healthy way of thinking and coping and living

slow tongue kissing be the shittt

where do daytime animals go at night anyway,,ive never seen one,, the fear i would feel if i was outside after dark and a duck walked past me is indescribable 

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

A lot of the time it’s really not that deep. Like there’s not some deep meaningful reason for everything. Most of the time when people don’t act like they give a shit about you they really actually genuinely don’t

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

I feel personally attacked by the accuracy of this post.

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