Hogwarts Mystery Side-Blog

“No safer place than Hogwarts,” They said. “Hogwarts is the safest place on Earth,” they said -_-

......Do I want to know what Hagrid’s new pet is?!

Okay, I now want at least 500 of them so I can form my own Niffler army to take over the world

✨😭👏🏻❤️✨

✨ IT’S WRITTEN IN THE STARS ✨

I mean...it wasn’t ALL bad, right? I like this stargazing stuff especially...

ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!? ARE YOU SIRIUS??? I went through all of that, all of that energy, the waiting...AND NOW THIS?!

ASDFGHJKL I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH TOO

WHY IS THIS SO AWKWARD WTAF

She’s so pure, please protect her 🥺

I’M PENNY’S FIRST DATE I’M-

OMFG 😂🤣 The Snape interactions are just dripping with sass

Be more obvious about your love for the late Lily Evans-Potter, Professor Snape, I dare you

Snape is actually being semi-decent right now, I don’t know whether to be appreciative or scared

On the one hand, Snape is so deadpan and sarcastic that it’s hilarious. On the other... I HAVE A DATE ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS SNAPE

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - Professor McGonagall is the BEST Hogwarts Professor. I love that she’s my head of house, she’s such a legend!

Oh dear god, this is gonna be interesting