Not So Ironic Musings

Name: Hammah Spork

Age Range: Late teens to early adult (biologically)

Height: 6’3”

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Straight

Powers: Custard-I, Empathic manipulation, Animal friendship

Custard-I: A Custard-I draws on the power of life. Their main ability is to manipulate an Aura of energy around them, using it to form around themselves, move objects, and a few other tricks. 

Empathic Manipulation: Hammah is capable of telling the emotions of others around him with ease, no matter how good they are at acting. Additionally, he is capable of changing the emotions of others around him, and is more susceptible to the emotions of others.

Animal Friendship: Possibly an offshoot of his Empathic Manipulation, Hammah is capable of understanding animals and can make allies and friends of them extremely easily.

Talents: Cooking, fighting, negotiating

Basic Backstory: The second youngest of the clones created by Spork, Hammah is the ‘younger brother’ to Jimi, and created from the DNA of Wonder Sama. He also use to be a llama. Don’t worry about that. He once very much wanted a ‘normal’ family, and found an adoptive mom in Crystal Rose. While later in life he came to terms that his family could never be normal, he still loved those who came close to him. He first turned against his creator’s goals of world domination, but was there to save Spork at any cost later, along with his brother Jimi. He eventually got romantically entangled with Super Kimi, which has caused a number of issues.

Personality: Generally a kind and welcoming soul, Hammah is a bit more calculating than he lets on, taking more after his creator than most realize. He absolutely hates that he is very good at manipulating people though, and works hard to try and not do so, which can make him seem indecisive sometimes. Like his brother, he is absolutely loyal to his family.

Fun Facts: 

Even if Kay was not involved with Jimi, Hammah would still consider her a sister.

He is a vegetarian.

Hammah is Thaddius’ “owner” though Hammah would debate that term.

Name: Jimi Spork

Age Range: Late teens to early adult (biologically)

Height: 5’4”

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Straight

Powers: Super strength, Flight, Super Endurance, Elemental abilities, Minor Reality Bending, Super Ingestion

Super Strength: Jimi is quite strong, capable of delivering powerful blows that can smash through rock and metal, and lifting heavy objects.

Flight: Jimi is capable of levitating himself with ease and fly through the air at high speeds.

Super Endurance: Jimi can take several blows and keep himself going far longer than normal.

Elemental abilities: Jimi can call forth various elemental powers and use them to augment his skills and other power.

Minor Reality Bending: An unknown power to Jimi, he can somehow bend reality slightly, though only in the form of when he attempts to cook, unusual and impossible situations will occur, which are played for laughs by others.

Super Ingestion: Jimi is capable of eating pretty much anything, and can not be poisoned or sickened by such.

Talents: Fighting, philosophy, meditation

Basic Backstory: The “eldest” clone created by Professor Spork, Jimi is cloned from Super Kimi as the base DNA, further changed with the help of mad science, magic, and other unknown techniques. Fiercely loyal to his creator, Jimi wished to proved himself and fully believed in his father’s philosophy and end goals. While he later turned against his creator with his brother and fellow clone, Hammah, he still seeks to embody the spirit of his creator’s goals, if not the methods. He became good friends with a Custard-I, Kay Excess, the two later going on to date, and in at least one possible future, have three kids together. He is currently the Guardian of the Custard-I Order, wielding a shield.

Personality: At first glance, Jimi is brash and headstrong, same with a second and third glance. He has extremely strong morals, absolutely refusing to kill, and hates to compromise. He is fiercely loyal to his friends and family. He very much wants to be a hero and help others.

Fun Facts: 

He actually counts Sama, Kimi’s sidekick and where the DNA of his brother Hammah came from, as a friend, and is one of the few people outside of the Custard group he counts as such.

Jimi often floats so he’s on eye level with his much taller creator and brother.

He’s a little sensitive about his height, but it’s not a berserk button.

He has managed to survive using the Saito-Ken, a technique that is suppose to kill the user, twice so far.

Name: Valeria

Age Range: Young adult to middle aged

Height: 5’2”

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Asexual/Aromantic

Powers: Ki control, Saiyan biology

Ki Control: Valeria can control her Ki, which allows her to fire energy blasts, increase her power, fly, and a few other tricks.

Saiyan Biology: She can get stronger from defeats, transform into a giant Oozaru form with the help of a full moon, and other saiyan abilities.

Talents: Tactics, management, fighting

Basic Backstory: A young saiyan born to completely unremarkable parents, she had the drive and tenacity to improve her lot in life. At a very young age she managed to steal a space pod and escape her planet for another, before it was destroyed. While there, instead of killing everyone, she took it over and established herself as leader. She later went on to see more of the galaxy, running into an extremely powerful human on earth and deciding to have a kid with him, then with a surviving saiyan male, curious to see if the full blooded or half saiyan child would be stronger and which would be more worthy to carry on her burgeoning empire.

Personality: While Valeria can be prideful, she is less prideful than most saiyans, and prefers to rely on her guile, though she still quite enjoys a good fight. She wants to rule, and to prove she can be a ruler who gets the job done well. She is a saiyan of her word, and does not break promises.

Fun Facts: 

She is the mother of Maize and Parfait

Her name comes from valerianella locusta, which is sometimes known as the rapunzel plant, or more commonly as ‘corn salad.’

She can be quite protective of those who have pledged themselves to her, and very vindictive to those that betray her.

Name: Maize Vire

Age Range: Young adult

Height: 5’2”

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Biromantic

Powers: Super strength, Ki control, Saiyan biology

Super Strength: More so than just saiyan strength, Maize has an incredible strength from her father as well, that she’s trying to learn to tap into.

Ki Control: Maize can control her Ki, which lets her do various things, like fire energy blasts, enhance her physical abilities, and fly.

Saiyan Biology: She can get stronger from defeats, transform into a giant Oozaru form with the help of a full moon, and other saiyan abilities.

Talents: Percussive maintenance, dancing, kinetic learning, tactics

Basic Backstory: Mostly raised by her mother to take over her mother’s goals, she eventually managed to break free and make her way to her human father, who she was told was the only one strong enough to take her mother in a fight. She eventually found him, and met a few half siblings, and became fast friends with a Damion and Kagura.

Personality: Maize loves challenges, both physical and mental. She’s much smarter than she might appear to be at first, especially for a saiyan. She is kind hearted, but has no problems putting down an opponent if she thinks they’ll hurt her friends or family.

Fun Facts: 

Maize loves games, board games, video games, anything with skill involved.

Magic tricks, like sleight of hand, mystify and confuse her.

She is pretty good at fixing machines, just barely. She can keep stuff working, but it won’t be pretty. And will probably break down as soon as it’s not needed.

Even though she’s a half saiyan, she still has a saiyan’s innate love of fighting.

Name: Thaddius

Age Range: ???

Height: 2’2”

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Asexual/Aromantic

Powers: Contradictory Origins

Contradictory Origins: Every theory about who and what Thaddius is, is correct. Especially the ones that contradict each other.

Talents: Murder, chess, being unfathomable

Basic Backstory: He’s… a chicken? Maybe. “Owned” by Hammah as his “pet”, Thaddius just sorta exists and hangs around in the background, never doing much, never really drawing too much attention to himself. He’s very smart, not just for a chicken, but in general.

Personality: Has something of a ‘fowl’ mouth, ha, get it? Mostly loyal to Hammah, or at least likes the kid more than others. Usually just lets things slide. Really likes corn.

Fun Facts: 

He has no problems if people eat chicken eggs, or even chickens, in front of him. He’d possibly get angry if someone is taunting him about it, but that would be more the taunting than the eating.

He’s probably only a chicken. He could be a genetic experiment. He could be an eldritch horror disguised as a chicken. He could be a Beast of Humanity. He could be an alien in disguise. Who knows?

He may or may not be able to fly.

Name: Elysia Kanna Hawkins

Age Range: Teenage to young adult

Height: 5’3”

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Mostly straight

Powers: Electro-kinesis, Enhanced Durability

Electro-kinesis: Elysia can create, control, and absorb electricity. She has quite a lot of power, just like her father.

Enhanced Durability: Elysia is tougher than average and can shrug off minor wounds and blows.

Talents: Singing, cooking, voice acting, entertaining

Basic Backstory: One of the youngest of Galv and Melanie, she’s the slightly older fraternal twin of Kyran. She grew up idolizing her older siblings, and wants to entertain people in her life. She has issues flirting though when she does like people. She also has an intense rivalry with Kasumi Yagumi, neither of the two remember why.

Personality: She loves to sing and entertain others, but she’s not very friendly in person, but has a lot of trust in her family. While she doesn’t want to use her powers to be a hero, she will use them if she sees people in danger and she can help.

Fun Facts: 

Like the other electrical people in her family, Elysia has a big sweet tooth.

Elysia’s favorite thing to do is to sing, and is often singing softly to herself when doing chores and the like.

Elysia runs warm thanks to her powers, but still wears a hoodie a lot, for reasons.

Name: Adrianna Vire

Age Range: Late teens to young adult

Height: 5’2”

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Straight

Powers: Super strength, shadow-kinesis

Super Strength: Like her father and her twin brother, Aaron, Adrianna possess immense strength. She doesn’t train it much, but even without training she can easily bend steel and break rocks with ease.

Shadow-kinesis: The power from her mother, Adrianna can control and manipulate shadows and darkness to an extent. This allows her to see in the dark, though bright lights can be more uncomfortable for her, and she tends to run ‘cold’ compared to most others.

Talents: Medical knowledge, some martial arts, trilingual

Basic Backstory: The daughter of Ethan Vire and Kanna Narroh, and Aaron’s twin sister, Adrianna grew up with her brother Aaron and their respective half sister, Laila. While she and Laila would often times fight, Aaron kept the three together. She wants to help people, and is focusing on becoming a doctor, especially when people keep assuming she’s trying to become a nurse.

Personality: Despite her cold powers, Adrianna can be extremely passionate and fiery, and is more prone to jump to conclusions, which is something she has been working on in the medical field. She is very loyal to her family, with the exception of her mother.

Fun Facts: 

Adrianna knows English, Spanish, and German.

She, like her brother, doesn’t know how to drive.

She likes to cook, specifically grilling.

Name: Doctor Aboy

Age Range: Young adult

Height: 5’6”

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Bisexual

Powers: Custard-I, Magic

Custard-I: A Custard-I draws on the power of life. Their main ability is to manipulate an Aura of energy around them, using it to form around themselves, move objects, and a few other tricks. 

Magic: Much like her counterpart, Spork, Aboy has latent magical ability. Unlike Spork, however, Aboy has not explored this power.

Talents: Programming, Organizational skills, leadership

Basic Backstory: Aboy was a leader of a resistance against an evil regime in her world. They fought long and hard, until one day almost all of her friends were killed, and she was left for dead. Being rescued by a mysterious individual, she made her way to another dimension for help. Eventually, she managed to finish a secret project, two ‘clones’ named Fire and Miji being finished, Aboy counting them as her daughters. She eventually also hooked up with Phazon.

Personality: Aboy has a strong sense of justice and morality. She wants to help others, and often puts the needs of others over the needs of herself. She often is unsure about doing things that she likes, worried she might be bothering others.

Fun Facts: 

Aboy is actually pretty good with a bow and arrow, but she hasn’t practiced it in a while.

Aboy has the same potential as Spork with her raw Aura, but has not gained the same experience and skill yet.

She is very happy, and feeling guilty, whenever Fire and Miji refer to her as ‘Mom’.

Aboy may not be her real name, but only a handful of people know her actual name.

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Name: Joyce Levina Hawkins

Age Range: Young to older adult

Height: 5’4”

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Straight

Powers: Electro-kinesis, Enhanced Endurance

Electro-kinesis: Joyce can create, control, and absorb electricity. She’s not as powerful as her father Galv, but can still pack quite a punch, and is fairly good at more delicate work.

Enhanced Endurance: Joyce is tougher than average, able to take blows and shrug off minor wounds easier than most.

Talents: Investigation, writing, diplomacy, sneaking

Basic Backstory: The eldest child of Galv and Melanie, Joyce grew up in a stable family home, though she often got in trouble with authority figures by either asking too many questions, or exposing hypocrites. Her parents very much encouraged this in her, so when she became older, she struck out as an investigative reporter, working on her own, though leaning on help from her family to get started. She often goes to dangerous situations and under cover at times, relying on her powers to help get her out if things get too dangerous. Her younger siblings are Blake, Elysia, and Kyran, and the siblings get along well.

Personality: She is extremely curious and always likes to poke and prod anything that doesn’t seem right. She prides herself in doing a job correctly, and getting to the truth of things. The most social of her siblings, Joyce is also quite outgoing and personable with others.

Fun Facts: 

Joyce loves peeps, like her father, and sweets in general.

She prefers to talk her way out of dangerous situations, rather than fight.

Joyce lacks a lot of modesty. If wearing something skimpy will get her through the door, or some costume to blend in, she has no qualms.

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Name: Aiden Fayre

Age Range: Teen to young adult

Height: 5’0”

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Straight

Powers: Pyrokinesis

Pyrokinesis: Aiden can create and control fire. It tends to be warm and comforting fire. She is also immune to the effects of fire and heat, and can keep herself warm in cold environments.

Talents: Cooking, singing, being adorable

Basic Backstory: The daughter of a holy man named Zadkiel, and a sorceress named Loralee, Aiden is a happy young woman who strives to find the best in everyone and tries to help people as much as she can. She is an exceptional chef, often finding employment cooking in fancy restaurants. Aiden’s the type of person who just exudes innocence and caring. She is a believer in God, but is extremely liberal in her belief, and dislikes those who use religion to bully others.

Personality: Caring, innocent, Aiden can sometimes seem like a bit of a ditz, but in truth she is quite smart. She’s just not always the best judge of character.

Fun Facts: 

Aiden likes her own food on the burnt side, but when cooking for others she makes sure to cook it to their preference.

She loves the feeling of the sun on her skin, regardless of the temperature outside.

She likes to sing as she cooks and does chores.

Her strange coloration comes from her father, and may or may not be connected to their mutual fire powers.

Name: Celest(e) Guillory

Age Range: Late teens/Young adult

Height: 6’0”/5’2”

Gender: Male/Female

Sexuality: Bisexual

Powers: Magic

Magic: Celeste can wield magic, able to bend reality slightly. The more power they use, the greater effect they can have. Celeste in particular has some ability to mess with chance with their magic.

Talents: History, creating magic spells and items, research, fashion

Basic Backstory: Found as an orphan after a horrible storm, they were raised by a village until they eventually were discovered by a powerful sorcerer named Martin Deepwinter. They would receive magical training by him, until one day disappearing, and reappearing with a strange condition. They would turn into a female when exposed to cold water, and male when exposed to hot water. They wish to know why, and would like to eventually stay in one form or the other.

Personality: Celeste is very inquisitive and loves to learn, especially history, magic, and the history of magic. They hate seeing people in need, and despise oppressors of all kinds. Celeste tends to be friendly to others and likes meeting new people.

Fun Facts: 

In worlds where Celeste does not change sex and gender, they usually default to female.

Celeste prefers he/him pronouns when male, and she/her pronouns when female, but will accept they/them for both.

Celeste wants to make magic more accessible for the layman.

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Celest: https://i.imgur.com/nbSvvlY.png

Name: Galv Hawkins

Age Range: Teen to adult

Height: 5’5”

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Demisexual

Powers: Electro-kinesis, Enhanced Durability

Electro-kinesis: Galv can create, control, and absorb electricity. He has a natural talent for it and is able to unleash a lot of raw power, and sometimes has trouble using it in more subtle ways.

Enhanced Durability: A much lessened version of his father’s power, Galv is tougher and harder to hurt than the average person. It also slows down his aging process, though not a huge amount.

Talents: Engineering, cooking

Basic Backstory: Raised by his grandfather after the death of his mother and abandonment of his father, Galv took to building things like his grandfather did. A bit more reclusive, he had a hard time making friends, until he met Melanie. She became his best friend, and eventually, girlfriend and wife. The two would go on to have four children together, both of them determined to be better parents then theirs had been.

Personality: Galv can often appear aloof and unfriendly towards others, but becomes a big softie towards his family. He is intensely loyal to his wife and children, and anyone who threatens them will likely find themselves turned into charcoal from a blast of lightning.

Fun Facts: 

While more often than not, Melanie will cook, Galv enjoys cooking and is pretty good at it himself.

Galv has a massive sweet tooth, and his favorite thing to snack on is Peeps.

When building different machines, he often uses himself as a power source, and one of his favorite inventions is an electric motorcycle that is powered by his own energy.

He is a little sensitive about his height.

Name: Moniker

Age Range: Late teens/Early adult

Height: 5’3”

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Pansexual

Powers: Magic

Magic: Moniker can use magic, drawing on the magical power her soul produces to create a number of different effects. While this means she is not as powerful as someone who is specialized in a certain power, she has a larger base to draw on.

Talents: Thieving, sneaking, bluffing, diplomacy, sleight of hand, poker

Basic Backstory: Her mother is a kitsune priestess, and her father a human sorcerer, Moniker was born in a hidden village, not knowing her father. She was raised with a gaggle of cousins, but has no siblings of her own. She eventually left home to see the world, as most of her kind does before returning home, sometimes with someone else. She decided to find her father, and is undecided if she truly wants to return home one day or not.

Personality: Mischievous and full of pluck, Moniker has a surprising sense of justice, and wanting to help others. She’s not above lying, flirting, or other underhanded tactics if needed if it means getting the job done. Around friends she’s boisterous and tends to speak her mind, and while she might mess with them, she would never deceive them solely for her own gain.

Fun Facts: 

She is called Moniker as tradition dictates when someone from her village leaves to see the wider world, they take on a pseudonym. Moniker, being who she is, chose to call herself ‘Moniker.’ Her actual name, in the language of kitsunes, literally translates to ‘Fluffy’, but a somewhat more accurate translation is ‘Belle’, which is the name she uses for those who she becomes much closer to.

Moniker tends to distrust royalty and aristocrats on principle, but can have high respect for anyone who actually earns their titles.

She has three forms. One that looks fully human, one that looks mostly human but has noticeable fox ears and a fox tail (her favorite form), and a humanoid fox form.

Name: Lily Hawkins

Age Range: Late teens/Early adult, occasionally later adult

Height: 5’4”

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Bisexual

Powers: Electro-kinesis, Enhanced Durability

Electro-kinesis: Lily can create and control electricity in a limited amount, along with being able to absorb it. She has less raw talent than her twin brother, Galv, however, and has to overcome some mental barriers before she can reach his level.

Enhanced Durability: A much lessened version of her father’s power, Lily is tougher and harder to hurt than other people, though far from invulnerable. This ability also slows down her aging process and would keep her looking young longer in life, but not to a huge amount.

Talents: Organization, diplomacy, mathematics

Basic Backstory: Lily was raised by her grandfather, along with her twin brother Galv, after the death of her mother and the abandonment of her father. She always felt to be more unwanted, as her brother had more raw talent with their shared power set, and he followed in their grandfather’s engineering footsteps where she lacked that talent, though her grandfather raised them both equally. She had some hostility towards them because of this, but later in life would reconcile with both of them happily. She would go on to meet Haruka and joining up with her, proving herself to be a very valuable second in command, and becoming Haruka’s confidant, girlfriend, and later wife.

Personality: Lily is often very straight laced and thorough in everything she does, dotting her is and crossing her ts. She likes to let loose every now and then though and throw caution to the wind. She is almost always professional and actually enjoys making sure everything runs smoothly, along with making sure Haruka’s whims are taken care of.

Fun Facts: 

Later in life, when she gets nieces and a nephew from her brother, she dotes on them.

She has a sweet tooth, much like her brother.

Lily used to carry a torch for her brother’s girlfriend and later wife, which is one of the reasons she left home.

She likes wearing dresses and fancy outfits.

Name: Akachi

Age Range: Late teens/Young adult

Height: 5’0”

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Lesbian

Powers: Destruction

Destruction: Akachi can destroy objects and material with her power. Living beings are much harder to destroy, and sapient beings the most difficult. 

Talents: Gaming, cooking

Basic Backstory: Raised in a religious orphanage for the gods of her country, she was falsely instilled the belief that powers come from the gods, and devout worshippers will gain good powers, those who have meh powers did not worship enough, and those with evil powers made deals with demons and other evil creatures. At first her destruction powers were seen as a sign she was chosen, but when she accidentally destroyed an important religious relic at her orphanage, she was quickly branded a traitor and consorter of demons. She was forced to flee, where she met Katerin, falling for the girl hard after Katerin helped save her.

Personality: Akachi was raised to be a “good girl.” To do as she was told, and to obey the gods and follow their dictates, and to one day make sure she had plenty of kids with some guy. When she was finally able to get free of this, she started to grow more into herself. Still suffering from some lack of confidence, she often hides behind her ‘knight in shining armor’ Katerin, but is learning to be more self confident and put herself out there.

Fun Facts: 

She is pretty talented at games, ranging from poker, to chess, to all sorts of video games.

While cooking was a skill her orphanage told her that “all good wives should know”, she does genuinely enjoy it, liking the act of creating something that others can enjoy.

In modern/real world stuff, Akachi is a big anime/manga nerd.

Name: Edda Adwr

Age Range: Late teens/Young adult

Height: 5’11”

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Straight

Powers: None

None: Edda has no powers whatsoever, which is an extreme anomaly in his world. His soul does not produce magic, and thus powers, like others. This allows him to wield the cold iron sword, which can destroy magic.

Talents: Kinesiology, fighting, survival, some sleight of hand, cooking

Basic Backstory: One of the last surviving royalty of the Adwr Empire, his father was going to be the King, until his uncle convinced his grandfather to pick him instead. Edda’s mother was the former wielder of the cold iron sword, which became passed on to Edda when he was old enough. While he is a Prince, he has zero desire to claim the throne, preferring a wandering life and seeing things. He often wanders the world with his best friend Paul Lei, doing good deeds and fighting monsters. He also eventually befriends a Solar Dragon, gaining a second sword and set of armor as well.

Personality: Edda is extremely confident in himself, often knowing his limits and what he’s capable of. He’s usually up to try new things and take on challenges. He enjoys a good spar, but when in an actual fight has no problems fighting dirty.

Fun Facts: 

Edda has a pretty large grasp on languages, largely thanks to Paul.

While he prefers using swords, he has no issues using other weapons.

He’s not very good with animals.

It can be hard to get him annoyed, but he really does hate being called ‘Ed.’

Name: Katerin Algar

Age Range: Late teens/Young adult

Height: 4’11”

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Biromantic asexual

Powers: Healing, Super Strength

Healing: Katerin can heal wounds, mend broken bones, and even alleviate illnesses with her power of healing. The more power she puts into it, the more severe wounds she can heal. 

Super Strength: Despite her short stature, Katerin has considerable strength. She can lift quite heavy things, dent solid metal, and carry hundreds of pounds with no issue. Her strength also lets her move and jump faster and higher as well.

Talents: Farming, animal handling, spear combat, good with kids

Basic Backstory: The eldest of several other siblings, Katerin grew up in a somewhat isolated area. She was taught to be nice to others and do what she could to help people. When her powers of healing manifested, her village said she should go into the wider world and use her powers for good. She did so, where she met another young woman named Akachi, the two becoming friends, and eventually, more.

Personality: Katerin is earnest and forthright. While she can have trouble with figures and facts, she can be pretty good at reading people and intentions, and she prefers simple solutions to clever one as it is. She is friendly and kind to others as a default, but will throw hands if pushed or given a reason to.

Fun Facts:

Despite having the power to heal, Katerin does not know how to patch wounds without her power, outside of very basic stuff.

Katerin’s hometown, despite being isolated and small, is pretty progressive and inclusive, the isolation is more a quirk of geography and magic than anything else. However, it does mean Katerin does not always understand society outside of it.

While normally pretty happy go lucky, she doesn't like being called ‘Kat’.