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but the thing is, even with all that, clint is the most unfailingly human member of the team. clint hides his intelligence, he gets himself into fights where he’s outnumbered and then gets hit in the head, he tells terrible jokes or makes puns in the middle of a fight, he gets cut up and beat up and ends most fights covered in bandages or in the hospital. he’s disabled, he has hearing aids. he isn’t this Badass Action Hero w/ Included Bow. he’s talented and capable, but he trips, he gets punched, he gets cut, he gets shot, he runs out of arrows, he gets knocked down. he isn’t motivated by revenge or a need to prove himself or a sense of duty or an overdeveloped sense of right and wrong. he’s motivated by the fact that he wants to help, because he can, because he used to lead a shitty life, because he should.

clint barton is just as much average joe as he is an avenger. he’s a disaster and a hero. clint barton’s not the cookie cutter male action hero that joss whedon painted him as in avengers. he’s not a silent broody badass, stalwart hero archetype, solid shield agent.he’s so much more. he’s a fuck up. he’s trying.

Clint could have been that, the relatable guy. 

And maybe even more cause he’s just a normal dude with no powers and a heart of gold.

Hawkeye Stans:

Merlin: Yeah, why?

Gaius: You asked the woman at the store if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions

Gaius:

i’m laughing so hard at this shit feel free to add

Merlin: "Called it".

Merlin: Wow, I gotta hear this.

Morgana: I was angry, and envious of my neighbor, so I lazily seduced his wife and drank all his mead and didn't share.

Merlin: You forgot pride.

Morgana: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

Arthur: How do you "lazily seduce" someone?

Number Five: Doubt it.