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greenbergsays

How does reading about the same two fuckers falling in love over and over again make a person so goddamn happy.

stormbends

#WILL THEY KISS?#of course they’re going to kiss#YEAH BUT WILL THEY KISS?????????

#inside my mind

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#inside my mind #tweet #covid

arirna

#inside my mind #atlantis #Twitter

doodadeals

“im learning another language” can only mean two things:

I have been studying this language for over a decade please forgive any mispronunciation im still learning

i have a 2 day streak in duolingo and IM REALLY FEELING IT THIS TIME

#inside my mind #number 1 #spanish #bilingual problems

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yamitamiko

me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!

customer walks up

me: sue?

customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni

me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?

customer: oh! no i’m (name)!

the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?

me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it

‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry

sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey

tinyhipsterboy

me, shouting at the top of my lungs: ICED VENTI VANILLA LATTE FOR JENNIFER

male customer standing right in front of me turns to look

me: jennifer? iced vanilla latte?

customer says nothing, takes the drink, shoves straw in, takes a long sip

customer: i wanted this hot. i ordered a small hot decaf skinny vanilla latte.

me: are you jennifer?

customer: no, i’m daniel

pg-chan

Some people wonder why people fight wars, but I have no trouble imagining reasons for people to just haul off on each other.

#this is one of the many things i hate abojt working at Starbucks #inside my mind #barista problems

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#inside my mind #twitter #arthur

ihavea1dbloghelp

do you ever try to have a casual conversation about one direction and feel like wow this is how einstein must have felt talking to normal people about physics or whatever

#inside my mind

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my hobbies include crying at tv episodes i’ve already seen

#inside my mind

stumblin-thro-deactivated202105

what you think i’m gonna be crying about one direction in 2019?? when they havent been active since 2015????? yes of course I am what do you take me for

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Roast session except I tell you how much I love you

#inside my mind

prokopetz

Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.

hereafteryyh

This is a personal attack.

#inside my mind

aestheticofanartist

Me: *reads fan-fiction so I can feel the love and affection that I’m not getting*

#inside my mind

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gelatins

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

#inside my mind

parks-and-recreation-department

#parks and rec #me everyday #inside my mind

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