That's just how it do

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/

okay but why the fuck do you black out when all you pokemon faint?

cause im sad

your pokemon cant protect you anymore so the enemy trainer just fucking clocks you

‪automation is going to take jobs away from cops‬

if ur rich send me money i’m not even kidding wtf are u going to do with it? buy another kitchen island fuck you

shane not believing in ghosts despite hearing a disembodied laugh by his bed as a child vs. ryan believing in ghosts because his toothpaste fell over on a boat once

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard