the juiciest peach.

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

really is embarrassing being known for being obsessed with a certain character bc if you start typing ‘arghhh i love Character so much Character is so peak’ it’s like yeah everyone knows. aw look grandma’s going on about her favorite old story again the fifth time this week

Having a blorbo is so embarrassing like sorry I have to go and self regulate by looking at The guy

Why did we ever stop wearing 18th century clothing

to wear 19th century clothing you Georgian rake

The vampires are fighting

they call me "mr lack of understanding" for reasons that are somewhat unclear to me

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

nobody has been there for me like the ‘x reader’ tag has been there for me

the most romantic thing a character can do is prematurely ejaculate

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude