I'm starting a collection

yknow what ask me again around tax season actually and maybe we can work somethin out

age regressing but I was a precocious child so I act pretty much the same

Littlespace? Uh, no, dummy. Space is big, really big.

age regression is actually not safe for work because if you regress in the office you'll end up with coworkers confused about why you're chewing on the keyboard

teen regression but I was age regressing as a teen too so im still four years old

Age regressing but I'm only eating play-doh by the handful

if a vampire bites you while you're age regressing what age are you stuck as

Age regressor in sobriety: I have THIS many sobers!

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

ageregressing to avoid paying taxes

Age regressed Beethoven: babababaaa

It's his (🖐️) dis many symphony

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here