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@destiny-islanders I found secret footage of kh3

How dare you make me see this with my own eyes

underappreciated form of humor: using incorrect long forms of proper names i.e. Craigory, Bobert, Barold, etc.

Peter Parker went from “Yes sir, I’ll have her home by seven” to “Cómo está tu hija, eh?” way too quick

Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales. 

Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes