"Please don't call me, Doctor."
{ Joseph 'Joe' Asai || Codename: Agent Gin }
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@agent-gin
"Please don't call me, Doctor."
{ Joseph 'Joe' Asai || Codename: Agent Gin }
Kingsman/Statesmen OC RP/Spy/Crime
FC: Hiroyuki Sanada || Multiship ー Indie ー Mun & Muse (27+)
DOSSIER || ASK || SUBMIT || PROTOCOL

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Hiro'CM!💄💋🤕🤭
和イスキー膳CM 真田広之
SanadaSaturday ❄️🌈❇️✨
映画 上海の伯爵夫人
共演したレイフ・ファインズ氏と
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𓆩♡𓆪ㅤㅤKISS, KISS, KISSㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ– a collection of kisses. some suggestive. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤplease change pronouns and verbiage as needed.
a first kiss
a kiss to say goodbye
a kiss that says 'i've missed you'
a kiss first thing in the morning
a goodnight kiss
a cheek kiss
a shoulder / neck kiss
a kiss to the hand / palm / knuckles
a kiss under the stars
a kiss at sunset
a kiss before sunrise
a kiss while cuddling / spooning
a kiss by the navel / hips
a forehead kiss
a bunch of kisses down the spine
a kiss to the inner thigh
an ankle / calf kiss
a kiss to the nose

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Joe brought his finger to his lips to gesture her to lower her voice.
"I know you love the station wagon but for this very particular moment, I don't think it's the most reliable mode of transportation," Joe whispered leading her to a small rickety garage. Parked outside was Huck's Betsy, his bright red vintage Ranger. However, inside was what Joe had in mind. "Hold the groceries for a moment, dear."
Reaching into his pocket he pulled out a pair of keys. A charm of a teddy bear holding a blueberry pie told anyone who they belonged to. Unlocking the garage door quietly, Joe ushered Maria and Barney inside.
"Nice to see you again, Darcy," Joe chuckled at the shimmering car before them.
Maria narrowed her eyes, there was absolutely nothing wrong with her station wagon. Yes it was old and rickety and yes it was roomy and not exactly built like the tanks that seemed to be around nowadays but she loved it. It was perfectly reliable though and she was getting tired of this... campaign against Delilah.
Still there were more important things to worry about now and she took the groceries from him. She half expected him to usher her into Betsy but when they got inside Maria saw Darcy and she closed her eyes.
"You're going to steal Sora's car?" Maria frowned. "She's going to kill you you know and, and we still have to obey speed limits Joe I don't want to die on the way there." Maria said, although there was a smile threatening her lips because, yes Darcy was a LOT faster than Delilah and would get them to medical in half the time but still, she was allowed to feel annoyed on behalf of Delilah.
"Yes, I am," Joe said firmly, taking the groceries from Maria's arms. Walking to the back, he popped open the small trunk and placed them inside. Quietly, he closed the hood and jogged over to the passenger's side to open the door for Maria.
"Technically speaking. Darcy came to me from winning a bet. But she was barely operational until Sora worked her magic. If it wasn't for me, Sora wouldn't have Darcy," he scoffed before gesturing to Maria to step in, "Besides, you wouldn't believe the amount of times Sora has stolen my old car."
Joe walked to the rickety garage door. Doing his best to make as little sound as possible, he lifted the garage door. There was a subtle creak of the metal and wood.
"Calling it even with this," Joe wheezed as he brought it over his shoulder.
"I tried," he shrugged, thinking about all the MI6 employee health records. "Basically the effects that trigger psychedelic effects can help balance your dopamine and cortisol levels. But research doesn't pay the bills the way practical medicine does now a days."
"I prefer Joe. Junichi was given to me by father which Sora only ever uses when she's angry," he chuckled before noticing his touch and drew his hand back. Sitting back in the wooden chair; Joe took a sip of his wine forgetting how it would eventually cause him to flush all the way to his ears.
"Do you ever think you would work somewhere else? Something else perhaps? This field can be so....exhausting. Let alone how small our worlds can be."
"Research is still important though, there must be a way we could help you facilitate it. There'll definitely be people within our world willing to be guinea pigs, goodness there are people at MI6 who've been guinea pigs for a lot worse for a lot less." Maria admitted.
Her hand felt oddly cold where he'd removed his hand and she found herself wanting it back there, in fact she wanted more than just his hand back on hers. Instead she looked away for a moment and then back to him, just a moment to make sure the disappointment didn't show. A thought flickered, she bet she could make him love the name. She shook the thought away and looked over the balcony again.
"Then I shall continue to call you Joe, until such a time as you change your mind. Or maybe if you make me angry I'll take a leaf out of Sora's book." She remained standing, leaning slightly against the balcony rail.
"You mean like you being a gardener-" She said gesturing with her head to the garden with a chuckle. "I sort of fell into MI6, it was never in my big plan when I was younger." She admitted. "But if not there, I don't know where I'd work, where would have me. I'm no use as an agent anymore, I haven't been for a long time, well apart from the odd time my memory was needed or I was a bit of arm candy. Even then I wonder if people just involved me because they felt some sort of mild pity for me. Olivia, the previous gave me my job after-" Maria paused, "-I suppose she just found a place for me." Maria sighed and took a drink of her wine. "Are you thinking of leaving me so soon?" She asked him. "Who else am I going to swap novellas with?"
"Swap? Are you sure? I believe there are still a few Voelker novels missing from my shelf." Joe teased, nudging her leg with his. His hand snuck into his pocket to fetch a packet of cigarettes. Pulling one out, he lit the tip with little flame of the candle between them.
"Well, Huck suggested a while back about opening my own practise. Could you imagine that? Me with my own practice - all the paper work to get something like that started." he chuckled bringing the cigarette to his lips, before sinking into the garden chair. Taking a deep inhale he looked out at the city skyline int he distance.
"Unless there is truly appealing offer, I shall stick to gardening and my mister chemistry set. I heard your folks were mentioning about aging and the future of their teashop. You ever think of taking the reigns?"
"We have a spare bedroom-," Sora said before she noticed Corndog out of the dog pen and chased after the pup. "Corndog, you little-"
"Maria needs some rest at home and I want to make sure she has everything she needs so football is on the back burner," Joe made his way to to their fridge to retrieve their groceries. A shiny pair of keys laying on the counter caught Joe's eyes. As much as he found Maria's station wagon cute, fast it was not. Let alone a rattling made him nervous. Sora's car however, that car was built for speed.
Taking a page out of Sora's, Joe stealthily pocketed the keys. Returning to Maria's side, he took her hand and began to make her way to the door.
Huck narrowed his eyes at the pair of them but as Nova ran passed him, he realised that apparently witching hour was upon them and every pup was suddenly full of mischief.
"Come on Barney." Maria said softly and the dog came to her side almost immediately, looking up at her like he was worried which made Huck further curious as he glanced back.
She followed Joe out the door, one hand in his the other loosely holding Barney's lead. "Joe my car's over here." Maria said as they seemed to be veering off course.
Joe brought his finger to his lips to gesture her to lower her voice.
"I know you love the station wagon but for this very particular moment, I don't think it's the most reliable mode of transportation," Joe whispered leading her to a small rickety garage. Parked outside was Huck's Betsy, his bright red vintage Ranger. However, inside was what Joe had in mind. "Hold the groceries for a moment, dear."
Reaching into his pocket he pulled out a pair of keys. A charm of a teddy bear holding a blueberry pie told anyone who they belonged to. Unlocking the garage door quietly, Joe ushered Maria and Barney inside.
"Nice to see you again, Darcy," Joe chuckled at the shimmering car before them.
*Falls asleep waiting in his office for him*
Joe puts a finger to his lips when Barney notices him. Tip toeing in, he opens a cupboard to pull out a soft blanket. Doing his best not to wake Maria, he drapes the blanket over her.

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Drabble: 4 times Maria and Joe got interrupted and the 1 time they didn't
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"I think you should come in Joe." Maria said pulling back from the kiss. "And I think you should stay." She pulled the key to her front door out of her coat pocket, letting it swing open before she took his hand. They'd just been out on their first official date. Huck had very kindly offered to take Barney for the evening so they had no obstacles. Every time they'd tried to be more intimate than just kissing something had gotten in the way. Maria was determined that tonight nothing would. Maria pulled Joe into another kiss and kicked the door shut with her heel. Shedding her coat and flicking lights on, pulling him back to press her against the wall as he kissed her. Somehow they ended up in the kitchen and Maria had just turned around when she saw something in the window. She stilled entirely, and it took Joe a moment to notice as his lips lingered on her neck. "Who the fuck is that?" Maria asked narrowing her eyes at a car parked just at the edge of her small garden, she saw activity in it and moved to flick the outside light on. "Is that, is that Sora, James and Charlie!" Maria pulled fully away from Joe, fury and confusion rising in her. Joe's chin dropped to his chest in annoyance at the ruined mood.
"Do you want me to stop Joe?" Maria asked as her fingers undid the buttons on her shirt slowly, teasingly. Joe shook his head and Maria smirked at him. She'd seen him looking at her all day, kept catching him staring. Something about this skirt, this shirt, or maybe it was the glasses, she didn't know but clearly he was feeling some kind of way with the blushing he kept doing. It was a adorable. "I didn't hear you doctor." Maria stopped just shy of the one that would reveal the lace bra she was wearing. "No, no don't stop." Joe said and Maria's fingers moved to the button, just twisting it when suddenly she yelped as the door hit her on the back of the head and a panicked Charlie came through it. Maria took the opportunity of cradling her head to redo the buttons but Joe was very red in the face. "Joe, there's been an accident we need you!" She said and it was clearly serious because she didn't stop to wait for him or to apologise to Maria. "I'm okay," Maria said looking over at him as she touched the back of her head. "Go." "I need a second." Joe replied shifting uncomfortably in the chair behind his desk.
"Joe! Joe stop!" Maria chuckled. "I was joking, Joe." She was laughing though, arms wrapped around his neck, his at her waist as he pressed her towards the wall. "Joe don't-" "Joe-" Maria squealed as Joe lifted her and she wrapped her legs around his waist. "See, I'm just as strong as Huck or James." He huffed. "I feel like I should be insulted." Maria shook her head as he moved towards the living room. "I mean I'm definitely not as slim as Sora, or as toned but I don't weigh that much." "I didn't mean it like that." Joe said as he moved to drop her onto the couch and then grunted. "Oh god-" Maria instantly unlocked her legs and arms, dropping onto the sofa. "I told you!" She rolled over and stood up as Joe braced himself on the arm, breathing deeply. "I told you, your back wasn't up to it. Not because I don't think your strong, because I don't want you getting bloody hurt." She shook her head. "Let me get the painkillers, some water and where's the oil? What else do we need?"
Maria had never, ever taken drugs. Not the recreational kind anyway. Even after everything that had happened to her they'd all been over the counter or prescription. Her and Joe were having a lazy, slightly secret afternoon off when he convinced her to try just a little bit. Maria could understand the appeal, she felt both incredibly relaxed but also like her senses were on fire, particularly where Joe was concerned. She felt happier than usual, and there was a sort of giggliness about her. It had started as kissing, Maria looking at him and being overwhelmed by the need to kiss him. The need to be close to him and his open shirt and tussled hair. She'd slid into his lap on the sofa, groaning when his hand moved beneath her dress and found her skin. They kissed like that for a while, Maria with her hands in her hair, marveling at the way it felt, the way he felt. He was so solid, yet he was so soft. God she loved him. Her hips bucked against him once looking for some sort of friction and then again chasing the pleasure that flickered through her. Chased it's way along her nerves to meet up with where his hands were on her skin. She moaned his name, soft and low as his lips found her neck, as he shifted, moving, locking them closer together. She could feel him, hard against her heat and yet there was no urgency in the lazy way she rocked against him, brought his lips back to hers to kiss him. Fuck. Joe always knew where to touch her, kiss her, always knew the right spot. They just fit together but this, like this, this was something else and maybe it was the drugs in her system but Maria wouldn't be surprised if he literally made her see stars this time. "Joe-" Maria was breathless as she rocked against him. She was so close. "Joe-" "Co-" "GODDAMMIT JOE OPEN THE DOOR!" Joe's lips had just been near Maria's ear, his hand at the small of her back when the banging on the door started. "JOE!" Huck's voice came through the door and then Maria heard Sora. "Maria's not picking up either. What if something's happened?" The shock of the noise might have pulled Maria out of her rhythm and away from orgasm but it didn't pull her out of the floaty, fuzzy feeling. Normally she'd have been flustered, flushed, trying to right her clothes but instead she was both entirely frustrated and relaxed at the same time. She giggled at Joe as he tried to rearrange himself. "There's no way your hiding that-" She snorted out a laugh and he just stared at her as the banging outside got louder. "Fuckkkkkk" Joe said right as Hucks shoulder came through the door and he fell through. "FUCK" He called out as Huck stood up looking for a fight. "What the-" "Joe your heart rate, it alerted us we-" Sora started sounding and looking worried. "Oh my god-" Maria snorted again and then tried to hide her giggle, her dress was still askew and a bit open at the top. "Are you fuckin' kiddin me." Huck said, because Joe hadn't even stood up but he had put a cushion on his lap. Maria giggled again and Sora narrowed her eyes. "Are you high?" "How dare you, make such occasions, I mean accusations." Maria said but even then she was trying to suppress a giggle and she looked over at Joe. Sora's face was thunder as she looked back at Joe "DID YOU GET HER HIGH!?"
Joe's hands moved from hips to chest, the motion sending gooseflesh spreading across Maria's naked skin. "Joe." His name was a moan as his hand found her breast, massaged before his fingers came to twist gently at her nipple. A spark shot through her, her hips flicking in tandem with it. Her hand was braced on his chest as she moved on top of him. His name had always felt so natural on her lips, ever since the first time he'd pulled it out of her. She pressed down, and Joe made a noise that made Maria repeat the motion. She loved seeing him like this, seeing him come apart at her hands. He was always so put together, so calm, so cool. Yet here, when it was just the two of them, she liked watching that disappear. Liked watching him want and need her. Joe shifted and Maria followed as he moved to sit up, pressing them chest to chest, moving more intentionally. Maria's hips chased his deep thrusts, hands in his hair, teeth at his shoulder, mewling, desperate. He picked up the pace and she moved to meet him, his name just there again, stolen from the air as his lips moved from her neck to her mouth.
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"I will be back, don't worry," Joe replied softly at the edge of the bed. Reaching out, he gave her calf a gently squeeze. Slipping on his house slippers, he stood and stretched.
"How about some tea?" he yawned.

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“Huck, I know you’re bigger than me but you need to pace yourself with the weed. It’s not rum.”
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"Old man? You're the one greying, not me." Joe snorted at his cards, "I'm just warning you before you start spilling your heart out like last time......"