Miles Teller really is the new White Boy of the Month ™

started my reread and the entirety of book one is just every person in westeros complaining about how they bet like 60% of their crypto wallet on jaime during the tourney on joffrey’s nameday and how his ass fucking lost

moon knight is not realistic because if oscar isaac stood me up on a date then called me back two days later i’d simply haul ass and meet him. you’re right babe it IS friday that’s on me.

timothy olyphant said to the disney executives "im too hot to die" and i respect that SO much

Was gonna say something about R2 casually dropping a baby off in a war zone, but honestly it’s on brand

gotta say one of the funniest characterisation choices they made for boba fett is making him really really poetic. “the arid sands of tatooine will once again FLOURISH with FLOWERED FIELDS, FERTILISED with the bodies of your dead.” this king had the pen for 10 seconds and decided to make space byron roll in his grave