Sister Agatha Van Helsing

first of all God loves you so jot that down

y’all ever sent a risky text and you so scared you start doing chores

don't feel that way. i love knowing things

Knowing things is indeed wonderful.

it is isn't it? you should get to know death

y’all ever sent a risky text and you so scared you start doing chores

don't feel that way. i love knowing things

zero memory of this btw

@thecount-dracula @agathavan-helsing

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

official vampire post

Not a nun but I'm from Romania, why do you think we eat so much garlic?

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