friendly neighborhood hob-goblin

has anyone ever tried putting raw eggs in the detergent slot on the washing machine and olive oil in the fabric softener slot to make clothes mayonnaise

Wait why doesn't the narcissist have eyebrows

How do you think the dark empathy got in

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“why don’t you just…?” the answer is either money or anxiety

or the Bone Pharoh

90% of the time it’s money

10% of the time it’s the bone pharoh

Her mom taught her the ancient lore. This is good.

i used to see one in the goth club all the time i never knew its actual name but i used to call it "stalking through the tall grass" and it was a step with an arm wave at rib height alternating sides