god-like and horny

now, may i bestow my highest headcanon honor onto him: most average sized penis ever

moaning as a joke in front of f/o but seeing them get increasingly red in the face and shifting in their seat... something something do you hear what i'm saying,,,

the best part of getting ur driver’s license is that u can fuck your car unprotected

the intimacy of making love side to side.. his low grunts of pleasure right against your ear, one big hand laying over your tummy and the other squeezing your hip.. the back of your thighs rubbing against the front of his — maybe he’s got one of your legs trapped between his so you’re nice and close to him and most certainly not going anywhere anytime soon

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

consider... non-penetrative (for you) sex with your fictional faves... getting him off with a stroker toy just so you can watch him cum and coo at him for being messy... giving him the strap in doggy and watching him fall apart and beg for more...

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

f/o huffing your dirty laundry like theyre drowning and this is their only air source

I understand the appeal of stoic doms, but shout out to doms (like me) who get excited about domming. Doms who smile when their sub says "please". Doms who beam when their sub whimpers and moans and cries out. Doms who are visibly thrilled when their sub says "I'm yours I'm yours use me". Doms who laugh in delight when their sub rambles "so good, it's so good oh my god". Doms who say "oh, you're so perfect. so gorgeous like this, yes baby"

when your feet have been resting in his lap for a little while and you start to gently rub the sole of your foot against his bulge and he bucks his hips right into the touch with a heady groan because he's just been waiting for you to do that

Dudes that are obsessed with your smell. When they keep hugging you and burying their nose in your neck. Smelling your hair after a shower, staying in bed a little longer because the pillows and blankets still smell of you. Pulling you closer and being annoying because he just wants to be close to you. Can’t even get a proper kiss before he’s diving into your neck and nosing at your jaw. He loves fucking you because of how sweaty you get and how he can press himself as close to you as possible. Even better when he pulls out and cums on your stomach, so he can lick it all up and smell your scents mixed together..

Getting carried away while riding f/o until he groans and says, "that's it, baby. Use me," and he helps you ride him deeper and faster

a usually confident man losing his composure over undoing your bra </3

I’m so disconnected from penetrative masturbation i’m like why are you guys putting fingers up your own pussy are you judt checking.

You MUST picture your male/masc f/o in lingerie for your health NOW. Would they be confident and tease you for how much you like it? Would they be embarrassed blushing messes??? Something in between?? Was it their idea to dress up or yours? The possibilities are ENDLESS

When you both cum in your pants from dry humping. 🙏🏾 hashtag intimacy.