women are forged of iron

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Aries: watches from a distance and kind of just groans angstily

Taurus: is super shy about it but is also really fucking adorable at the same time

Gemini: HEY FUCKER! YOU’VE GOT ONE HELL OF A PERSONALITY! LET’S GET DINNER SOMETIME

Cancer: compliments them, then backs off, then compliments them again, then backs off, then compli…

Leo: flirting? HA! Leos are too shy to flirt. 

Virgo: makes a lot of fucking innuendos

Libra: you know, you look a lot like this fictional character that I really like-

Scorpio: you’re hot. I’m hot. let’s go cool off together. ;)

Sagittarius: dO YOU WANT TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP IN WHICH BOTH OF US CONSENSUALLY KISS AND CUDDLE AND MAYBE HAVE THE SEXIES fuck too forward

Capricorn: is actually a really good flirter. jesus christ how to they do it

Aquarius: they don’t need to flirt. everyone else flirts with them