life is but a meme for the dead

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

I love everyone's cat

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever