you got yourself a fish biscuit!

my relationship w johnlock is complicated bc its as simple as “ill always be a johnlock hoe” and as exhausting as “ill always be a johnlock hoe”

so fyi, there’s a reference to sherlock fanfiction in the end credits of ralph breaks the internet

adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation

characters who crave affection but at the same time have no idea how to respond to actually receiving it due to the fact theyve rarely ever experienced it are my absolute favourite

characters? bitch this is me 

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.