So Lush are doing a Moomin collab and I find it insane that the Snufkin scent is like fresh grass and sandalwood and whatever, because Snufkin would absolutely smell like roast fish, campfire, unwashed teenage boy, coffee and weed.

Okay so just quickly, if you can’t sit through a film in the cinema you’ve paid £20 a ticket to see without checking Facebook with the brightness at full, looking at the football scores on your phone, vaping, snoring, burping or talking, your parents are siblings

Out of a whole, pretty much empty cinema screen someone books to sit next to me. What about the other 40 seats didn’t suit you? These are sofas? I’m not here to cuddle up to some rando?

imagine putting your entire employment contract into chatgpt and asking it to give you legal advice, the fuck is wrong with you

That photo of the London Mailboxes branch going round where they’ve put up a massive poster in the window of Jared Harris in the Crown rather than His Maj is absolutely perfect, I mean who wouldnt want a massive poster of Jared Harris

Just seen they’re releasing the Les Mis 10th anniversary show on vinyl for the first time on Friday. I only cried with joy a little bit when I found out.

Sometimes I look at the Google AI suggestion just for a laugh and today I googled something about the lost Franklin expedition and it’s just come back to tell me Franklin used Californian skinheads to further his white supremacist agenda

I may have been wildly mistaken in assuming that The Terror would be like Our Flag Means Death