A Finely Made Work

she said the sex was amazing i said how amazing and she said digital

the amazing digital coitus

whats your name. whats the color of the sky. whats the opposite of down

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

watching jerma's old stardew valley vids from ten years ago for the first time. this poor guy had like 5 cabbages planted and like 8 string beans on his entire farm. and a meteor hit his farm and obliterated half of his string beans. he attempted to break the meteor with a cherry bomb which only served to destroy 3 of the 4 remaining string beans. he destroyed the remaining string bean in a fit of rage

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

This is exactly what trying to do normal stuff while having a depressive episode feels like

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style