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when they come out and everyone is confused why russia's greatest love machine ilya rozanov is fucking boring shane hollander and ilya is like no no he is perverted sex freak i am the boring one honestly i can't keep up marleau

Ilya packing for the cottage like "gotta look hott gotta give SLUT but also show that I'm cool and don't care even though hollander knows I care and it should be warm right let me bring tank tops because Shane—Hollander—no—Shane likes them I know he does I think he does ah swim stuff tiny shorts the ones I wore at the pool in Tampa when Holl—Shane looked good enough to eat maybe he will let me eat him maybe I will tell him I care for him NO this is a sex vacation NO we are something maybe we could be something did I really dance at Scott Hunter's gay club do you think Shane would dance with me sexy at a club or maybe we will dance under the stars at his boring country cottage maybe I will tell him everything maybe I will just tell him one thing I like about him maybe I will bring one Boston Raiders t-shirt to piss him off maybe I will suck him off outside maybe I will tell him I love him— ONE THING AT A TIME ROZANOV"

@mina-logan absolutely zero pressure BUT I can picture this drawn in your style so clearly it’s like a vision from god

Baby I’m taking NOTES because YES.