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Passing hyperfixations down to my little siblings like generational wealth

#siblings #neurodivergent family #neurodivergency

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Put chocolate chips in your Pillsbury croissants I beg you

#other additives are good too but #chocolate chips #pillsbury doughboy #breakfast

Okay so who was going to tell me toilets can just... Get moldy? Left it a little longer than I would have liked between cleaning and wow! Mold.

#wtf #mold #seriously wtf

Shout out to Prodigal Son for singlehandedly getting me out of my writer's block

#shout out to prodigal son in general #prodigal son

homunculus-argument

Don't ask me if your tone came off as too hostile in any conflict situation you were in because 90% of the time I'll be like "no you're fine, had it been me in your situation, I would have been meaner" and that is not because I'm rational, it's because I have a very bugs bunny approach to conflict. The only reason I've never gotten into a full-out no holds barred someone's-going-to-get-arrested spite war with anyone is because nobody else has started it.

Also because if you're my friend I'd need nothing more to bite your enemies than a 30 second window of opportunity.

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A 10/10 thing that happens: when you put peanut butter on a hot thing and it makes the peanut butter get really melty and smooth

#peanut butter lover #🤤

Stuck here rolling around like a contortionist to try and make my cramps disappear and I feel like broken wireless headphones when I'm wrapping them around the house to try and make them work.

#or an old charging cord

Been using the "wow, okay" trend to cure my autism. Working great. I can almost tell the difference between the takes

#autism #wow ok

Shit's so much funnier when you have a mouth full of food

#or drink

Getting a shitty haircut is so insanely violating, especially as a trans person. It feels like I got robbed of months and months of proper gender expression because the stylist refused to listen to what I wanted.

+ this is exacerbated when the haircut had been long anticipated because I finally had the time and resources to go somewhere nice. Regret.

#haircut #bad haircut #trans #exercise caution when getting your haircut

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In her (Hollanov WAG gc chatfics) I see you (Peter Parker wrong number avengers chatfics & quirkless/hacker deku chatfics)

#wag hollanov #hollanov #chat fic #fanfiction #wrong number #Peter Parker #avengers #deku

You can take chatfics out of my cold dead hands

#chat fic #fanfiction #no chatfic slander will be tolerated in this house #this shit is keeping me alive

Feeling like Prometheus when I give my (very straight, very Christian) friend an overly specific and complimentary compliment (I'm doomed)

#thank God she's socially oblivious #nblw #kms #feeling like #prometheus #sigh #flying too close to the sun

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Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

Got more knots in my shoulders than a room full of alphas

#this is so stupid #abo #is this an original thought?#knot #ig

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"Jessie's Girl" except Jessie is my friend's boyfriend

#jessie's girl #rick springfield #I wanna tell her that I love her #but the point is probably moot #gay #somebody sedate me

Genuinely a good look at a sunset/sunrise or a clear night sky would heal so many people.

#touch grass #go stargazing and you won't want to oppress minorities probably

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