i’m dead i am officially dead i am no longer of the living this is too much they both posted my pine tree i cant
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i’m dead i am officially dead i am no longer of the living this is too much they both posted my pine tree i cant

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People always joke about the Marauders thinking a stray dog is really Sirius but imagine that the Marauders are exploring the Forbidden Forest and they split up and all of a sudden, a deer comes over and nudges Sirius. And he’s just like, “Oh, hey, mate.” And the deer just nudges him again. And they finally decide to head back to the castle but the deer is having none of it so they literally have to drag him out of the forest. Only they’re panicking because he’s not changing back and come on James, this isn’t funny, you know we can’t get caught. And so they start to worry that something is wrong and he can’t change back. And so they smuggle him back into the castle. And by smuggle I mean, they throw the Invisibility Cloak over him but since he’s a deer, it doesn’t really cover much. And that’s the story of how Professor McGonagall looks up and sees three boys shoving a headless deer past her doorway and she promptly decides that it’s not her problem.
So they get the deer to the common room and it’s only then that they begin to speculate that maybe this deer isn’t James after all. But the deer just keeps doing really vague things that could be James. And they spend the rest of the afternoon having to decide if this really is James and if it is, if he’s messing with them or if something’s wrong, and if he’s not, did they just kidnap a deer?
#I’M YELLING#james comes back two hours later super offended#i can’t believe you guys just left me!!! i was looking all over for you !!!#are you all alright?#wait why is there a deer in my bed??#did you rePLACE ME
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I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”
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Tis the season.

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Homosexuality explained in a German Children’s Book
these are colorblind glasses. im about to take a walk around the neighborhood and experience colors like normal people. wish me luck, updates to come.
the trees. holy shit the trees. theyre different colors. like, a million different colors
grass….. it looks so soft… so green…
after laying in the grass for about an hour staring at the autumn leaves and laughing at how blue the sky is, i have some insight to share:
why the fuck do you people buy red cars like i had no idea how bright and obnoxious they looked
there are BERRIES on the trees. like bright red. id never noticed them because they blended in. a new problem has arisen now: how the fuck do you people keep yourselves from trying to eat them they’re so tempting looking
the fallen leaves are so beautiful and colorful and you all are heathens for stepping on them just to hear the crunchy sound they make
rainbows. let me tell you about rainbows. i see rainbows as various shades of brown and yellow, plus some blue. vaguely purple.
a few days ago, i saw a rainbow in these glasses. it had just finished raining and then the sun came out, and my friend and i scrambled out the door.
i saw green. red. orange. real, actual violet.
i cried. i cried so hard. i saw every color - something i never thought would happen in my life. imagine living your life without knowing something so beautiful exists, and all of a sudden it appears before your eyes. theres no way to prepare for it. the rainbow only lasted for five minutes before it disappeared, but every with second i stood there i became more amazed at how beautiful this world actually is, i just had no idea.
This is so pure
here’s to my love for colton and to hoping that my future employers have a sense of humor 🍻

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newt scamander is me
believes the real monsters are humans
loves animals far more than people and would die for them
would happily destroy a shop to retrieve an animal and keep it safe
accidental favouritism but loves all equally
awkward but able
proudly shows off hogwarts house
defends hogwarts over other wizarding schools
wears the same outfit repeatedly
will curl up in bed and pout when upset
Judd Nelson & Robert Downey Jr.
Screaming! Who started this trend!?
I hate twitter

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I love when brands throw shade and I love it even more that it’s Kylie Jenner
OKAY, BUT THEY SHADED HER LACK OF TALENT AND HER SHITTY, PROBLEMATIC FIT TEA PROMOTIONS ALL IN ONE TWEET. I’M GAGGING.
Does Kylie not have a PR team? Did no one tell her that bragging about how she doesn’t need a job would get her dragged? She seriously stepped right into this one…
Shout out to Good&Co for not taking her shit. Hopefully this gets them some good press.
EDIT: Just so you guys know, Good&Co is actually a really great app/company. They helped me figure out my interests and get placed with a job that I actually like. They also help with online, work from home jobs. I’d recommend it to anyone who’s in between jobs or just wants some direction. Click here to check it out!
^^^I second this opinion, Good & Co is great!
I love the fact that Kylie’s drag is indirectly helping people in need. It warms my petty heart.
She smelled like hand sanitizer, pure and reminiscent of a hospital. Her lips were like marble, cold and smooth. Her eyes were like a stop light, you wanted them to be green but they were red and occasionally yellow.
okay?
This isn’t about you. Mind your business