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He lives at the Governor’s mansion on St. Helena island in the South Atlantic. (The final resting place of Napoleon Bonaparte.) He spends his days hanging out on a perfectly manicured lawn with his best friend Fred and his mate Emma. 

Here is a pic of him (left) as a young whippersnapper in 1886.

Jonathan might not look a day over 129, but he is not completely immune to the aging process. He has lost most of his vision due to cataracts. His hearing is still pretty good and he really enjoys listening to people playing tennis. 

Despite his advanced age Jonathan is still a sex machine. His handlers say his libido is quite strong to this day. Here he is posting a thirst trap to Instagram. 

After he uses his powers of seduction he’ll get busy with Emma. 

Or Fred.

Did I mention the world’s oldest tortoise is bisexual? 

I literally have nothing new to add to these; they just made me smile. And obviously, spoilers if you haven’t see it!

Allison not hesitating for a SECOND to jump into the pool while reuniting with Klaus!!

The whole family getting into the car with Vanya to help Harlan. Just. *chef’s kiss*

“Hey, Diego. Can’t say hi to nobody?” “hi allison.” “What was that?” “HI ALLISON.”

Ben (as Klaus) reuniting with and hugging Diego

Let’s be real, Ben was the real hero of this season. He’s dead and still prevented a nuclear apocalypse by saving Vanya.

But Diego, Allison, and Klaus also trying? Beautiful.

Diego and Vanya chilling on the steps in the last episode

Five admitting that the entire time he was in the apocalypse alone he was worried about his family

The slow reveal that Klaus has become a legit cult leader

Ray’s biggest takeaway/surprise from Allison’s whole life story being that there was a black president

Ben telling Vanya to make sure that Klaus knew he wasn’t responsible for keeping Ben away from heaven 

Diego immediately leaving orientation

And then later lying to Five by telling him he passed the whole thing

Klaus being caught by those two cowboys

Five calling the Swedes the “IKEA Mafia”

Eye of the Beholder