some of you idiots just need to meow ok ?

I thoroughly believe men should be loved the way women are expected to be loved. Shampoo his hair for him in the shower and rinse it out for him. Pull him to your chest and play with his hair when he’s feeling sad or sleepy. Take him out to dinner and pay for his meal. Bring him little surprise gifts. Kiss his forehead and temple when you see him. Let him be the little spoon and hold onto him like he’s everything to you. Be obsessed with him, treat him with all the love you expect to be treated with.

Crying in the club rn

you've been doing it wrong your whole life, trying to be liked, to maintain relationships of self-examination and compromise, asking yourself why you are rejected by others, why a vortex of drama surrounds your every move, imagining that you posess some agency, some autonomous will to create these conditions, when you could have been applying the science of psychology for your true progress and healing, do you understand? You could have been learning psychology, and using it to truly master your circumstances, by diagnosing all others with disorders such as narcissism, BPD etc., such disorders as condemn the sufferers as inherently bad, that, indeed, emperically and irrefutably demonstrate them to be bad! Only by the courageous apprehension of this science can you be healed; indeed, only by the knowledge of your scientifically demonstrable innocence! but i fear you will never understand these truths, due to your toxic masculinity, as indicated by your choice of blue dip dye, she/they pronouns, and bisexuality.

i’m a god at eye contact nobody is better at eye contact than me i’m neurotypical and very good at small talk by how are you wow it is chilly outside omg what did your boyfriend do that’s crazy i can’t believe that oh i’m so sorry that happened i’ve studied all the scripts