Colors insulting to Nature

this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

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now add to that the fact they outnumber us cause homosexuals are a tiny percent of the population. And yet they claim they're the most oppressed of the "LGBTQ+".

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

my excessive use of commas and my love of run on sentences is alluring and attractive to my readers

Happy to see Spiders Georg branched out

Can't wait until summer

One bird in my neighborhood starts chirping at 4am, way earlier than the other birds in my neighborhood. If you think about it, it’s actually really annoying, and it probably pisses off the other birds too, including me, who isn’t even a bird.

kind of incredible how many last legs you can end up having if you're desperate. I'm like a millipede out here

this joke makes no sense in retrospect but you know what I mean

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy