PAPA MARI

people think im kinky just cause i like to be choked. like bitch thats just the first layer wait till u dig deeper

the next time i’m getting talked down to by an old man at work i’m just gonna ask him if his children still talk to him

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

Never really had a type. I just like the way I vibe with certain people

My type? Oh, it's buff women who will kick my ass in a heartbeat and sickly dudes from the undercity thanks for asking

biting is a love language. no i will not elaborate.

give me the old-school love. write me letters. leave me random notes. kiss my hands. slow dance with me. write a poem. lie down with me on the grass. read to me.

“hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-” “haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE”

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends