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question, what is one supposed to do after reading “My whole life, yes. Yes, forever, yes. Life is too short and love is too long.”

Why couldn't Kate Bush do a song for every Gothic novel. I want to hear her Frankenstein

"here's to Camilla Hect, yet another of devotion's casualties" hey so what the fuck

When a mommy hates a daddy very much, mommy will conspire with daddy’s coworkers to discreetly steal his genetic material during a night of passion between daddy and his two coworkers who hate each other almost as much as they hate daddy, so that mommy can use daddy’s genetic material to create a living bomb that she will detonate to breach a locked tomb that only opens for daddy or a close blood relative, like a living bomb made out of one half of daddy’s stolen dna, that contains the death of daddy and his evil empire, and sometimes mommy will fail because one person in her ill advised polyclue, who is actually two people in one body but only one of them knows this and who are both daddy’s coworkers but not the ones who stole his dna, will push mommy with her living bomb out of an airlock during which she will die and fall down onto a decrepit planet that guards the locked tomb with her still alive and undetonated bomb. And that’s how babies are made!

pyrrha dve: look, kid. look at me. i know you're kinda reeling right now but before we're swallowed by cthulu i need you to understand that i did fuck your mother. yes i know you just met your father for the first time and hes god or whatever, but so you know you've always been a daughter to me, especially that one time when i killed your mom and also maybe you. it's ok she understood why i did it. all that said i think we should kill ourselves right now. what do you mean you don't want to kill yourself? your mother would have killed herself with me.

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Gideon sitting in Harrow’s mind going ‘gay gay homosexual gay’ is practically canon but everyone leaves out that she’s going ‘gay 😡 gay 😡homosexual 😡 gay 😡’ because Harrow uses her tongue to check Ianthe’s mouth to see if she keep up her end of the deal like the crazy ass lesbian she is.