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If I was designing rules I'd make it that if two of the same C'Tan Shards are ever on the table at the same time, then they are both immediately removed from play and every unit on the board suffers D6 Mortal Wounds.
One Void Dragon Shard finds another Void Dragon Shard on the field of battle, and they both join as one and take vengeance on the Necrons who enslaved them before running off so they can't be recaptured.
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Felinids looking like typical catgirls but acting like actual cats. That is being very murder happy and violent. Even the commissars are uncomfortable
They make soft chittering noises at prisoners of war whilst staring at them. Every so often, an eviscerated heretic will be found sprawled outside an officer’s command tent. Everyone is put on edge by them except for the Order of Our Martyred Lady, who find that shit extremely entertaining.
When you settle down for a cozy evening of soothing hobby time and
Then immediately fumble your hobby knife and slice your hand open in a way that prevents you from doing any work tonight
Would you say there's enough of the old Khârn left to remember to chop Erebus to tiny pieces in case he comes across the cunt again?
Oh yeah that shit is ingrained to the point of reflex
Not to be that person, but it lowkey bother me when ppl try and act like purebred Primaris are somehow inherently superior to older pedigree Astartes.
Like yes I understand they're without certain breed disadvantages and are said to be better trained and healthier overall, but at somepoint you have to acknowledge they, just like any other, have a number of problems it's just that they've been bred to show little irritation! (The amount of times I've seen them squeezed into enclosures they can barely practice takedowns and basic combat training in is heartbreaking)
And what's worse is that no one knows how to even socialize them with Astartes and then you wonder why they're always fighting on-sight even if supervised
LOUDER DOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!! The amount of times an ill socialized Primaris harassed my squads is so horrible!!! Astartes and Primaris can get along so well if brought up right! I even have some of my Primaris sergeants looking up to my younger Astartes as guides!!
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My old Ork Looted Wagon from back when they were in the codex.
When I built this thing I didn't have half the bits for a Basilisk so I had to improvise.
If you're ever kitbashing Imperial Guard tanks, know that the checker plate pallet thing that comes with the barrels/tank trap kit will slot into the groove for the Basilisk's gun deck quite easy (with a little bit of filing).
This thing ended up going to a better home on Evilbay but it was fun to build.
Warhammer 40,000 logos throughout the ages.
1st Edition 1987
2nd Edition 1993
3rd Edition 1998
4th Edition 2004
5th Edition 2008
6th Edition 2012
7th Edition 2014
8th Edition 2017
9th Edition 2020
EDIT: added dates of release.
From Codex Imperialis
Warhammer 40,000 2nd Edition
1993
//Like To Slap Its Bald Head Reblog To Slap Its Bald Head
//You Are Putting A Dent In My Servitor Please Ahandle Yourself
// hehe servitor go clunk
// hehe I'm gonna slap it for the Omnissiah
Sometimes you just have to ask.
Based on a submission by @dearratroi
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Inquisitorialy sanctioned life sucking Space Octopus retinue (conversion idea)
Art by WolfdawgArt
Random brain fart.
Do Primarchs have belly buttons?
They where artificially grown, so does that mean they had a fake placenta in their pods? Or where they just floating in a chemical cocktail to make them grow?
This and the question of them having nipples has been something always in the back of my very strange mind.
Because nipples only exist because they could later become breasts for child feeding, they are otherwise completely useless.
I think they probably do have belly buttons however based on the descriptions of them in the pods, it might've legit been a cocktail and they could be smooth there. I don't think there's been a description of anything like an umbilical cord but I can absolutely be wrong about that. However, nippleless primarchs is also a reality to grapple with. And a very funny one at that.
Give me a second
Yeah, my Daemon Magnus mini has nipples.
But did he have those before his ascension or did Tzeentch add them later?
You’d need a shirtless loyalist for conclusive proof.
I see you're challenging me.
Give me a few minutes.
These come from official artworks, by Mauro Belfiore. Fulgrim and Horus - pre Heresy - respectively.
The Emperor obviously installed the Primarchs with nipples so they could breastfeed their super nutrients to the most promising space marines. Do NONE of you keep up with the lore?
You know what, that's fair. I have failed in warhammer lore. How could I forget the primarch breastfeeding arc in A Thousand Sons or any of McNeil's works?
I always find it funny when a singular Warhammer 40k fan makes like, this enormous ultra-quality animation or series or something.
Not because they made it
But because the reaction is always "ONE PERSON MADE THIS!?"
And I'm like "Bro, do you know what 40k is? Do you know what 40k players do? Do you know what being a 40k fan is? It's PATIENCE, and NEVER CEASING FOCUS and A COMPLETELY IMMORTAL DEDICATION TO YOUR HOBBY."
Like my guy, a 40k player will spend 600 days in a row painting miniatures to make them all matching army colors just so he can go join a game that's gonna last 16 weeks and span the entirety of the game shop every time they set that shit up.
And y'all are somehow amazed when a singular 40k fan spends 3 years making a 40k fan-series that looks higher quality than a Blizzard cinematic?
D&D Doodles! Hey there! Trying a thing, limiting to 20 character slots total for now, first come first serve. Send an e-mail, subject 'Doodles' to yourdndstories at gmail if interested. Also, I know that there was a major screw-up with my record-keeping for commissions some years ago, and I was under the impression that I had followed up with everyone, but I found at least one person who didn't get their commission! If this happened to you, please absolutely message me and I will make it right. This is my first time being active on Tumblr for years, and I'm paranoid I missed more messages. More Your D&D Stories soon!
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In the beginning of Warhammer 40,000, there was this guy called The Emperor...
Yeah nah, there is more to 40k than humanity; try THIS instead...
In the beginning of Warhammer 40,000, there were two dominant races of sentient beings in the galaxy. The immortal Old Ones and the short-lived Necrontyr.
3.5 was a wild time. Based on a submission from ocanada33.
