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Did we just witness a World Meeting?

Today I was rehearsing with the guitarist from the show I’m doing and I was coughing up a lung bc I’m sick and I was just kidding but I told him he needed to bring me a lemon for me to slice up and put in a cup of tea and so I show up to the show tonight to get ready and he sets down a big ass lemon on my dressing room table and then brings out like 5 boxes of Halloween Oreos and for those of you who pay attention to my posts you know what a big fucking deal that is and so long story short I now have a lemon and more Oreos than I know what to do with

update: tonight he brought me 2 lemons and a bag of cough drops. i’m running out of room in my fruit drawer in the fridge because i have so many damn lemons.

LIFE IS GIVING U LEMONS, MAKE SO LEMONADE !!!!!

okay but it wasn’t life it was a guy named howard

Update: tonight there were 3 lemons

Update: 4 lemons

Another update: I have 10 lemons and a date for Friday night

Omg this is the cutest story 😍

THE TAG ON THE FIRST POST SAID HER ROOMMATE HAD A HUGE thing for him what HAPPENED!!!!

why is this whole website obsessed with pitting lesbians and bi women against each other. we’re friends, lovers, dare I even say… comrades

dark google show me locations of illegal farmers markets with secret fruits and vegetables 

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

Me: *falls in love* Me: I’ve been… Scammed

Anyway moral of the story is be nice but don’t be too nice

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

when guy sits next to me on the bus: im gonna die im gonna die im gonna die when girl sets next to me: she trusts me i feel safe and this is a great day