do i dare disturb the universe?

you cannot even try to tell me that king of the hill is not fucking hilarious

getting notes from gays is so easy and this post was made purely to prove that yall really see the words tender, yearning and britney spears and just fucking slam the reblog button this was a test and you all failed i love us

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i edited this post back in like 2014 and i just want to say im soproud of it and i dropped it off at kindergarden and its learning the alphabet tday

That Seinfeld fella is pretty funny he should get his own show

I’ve got some great news

what

I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to geico

its already like this

Me on Ritalin

im trying to pass my classes but im dummy stupid and the rattling of my empty brain keeps alerting the teachers

Can centaurs slap their own ass to go faster?

That’s it I’m outta here. HYAAAH *slaps own ass*

Honestly the shaming of girls for having “boring missionary sex” or whatever is so messy… girls are constantly pressured into doing things they don’t want to by virtue of tastes shifting to more ‘kinky’ due to a disgustingly pornified culture and there’s nothing wrong at all with wanting sex with someone to be just about intimacy and closeness…

Reblog forever. Destroy the idea that wanting sex that is primarily about intimacy, love, trust and respect is “vanilla” and therefore boring. Destroy the idea that participating in dangerous and degrading sex makes you more ‘interesting’ ‘evolved’ or ‘sexy’.