Hi,
my name is Mike. Big Mike V., if you want. I call myself a failed artist, musician & writer. I am male, born in '74 and german.
I love Heavy Metal & everything related. With Thrash & Power Metal from the '80s being my absolute favorite. Also I'm a big fan of science fiction, fantasy, horror, comics & videogames. The whole nerdy shabang.
Oh & I love women, also. Not in a creepy, "lets collect their eyeballs in a cardboard box in the basement", kinda way! Nuh, I'm just like every relatively decent horny dude out there and if my looks & my health weren't what they are right now, I'd do many joyful, naughty things with them! ('with' them, not 'to' them. Yes, there's a difference...) I don't really have a type, regarding the future ex-Mrs. V.. I wouldn't care about the color of her hair, eyes, skin. Wether her voice sounds like Mickey Mouse or Megatron, or her laughter like a aquadron of Tie-Fighters in attack formation. Frankly, I would even love her if her farts smell funny...
I consider myself as oldschool and a gentleman. To open a door for a lady isn't a scheme, it's muscle memory.
That's, more or less, what is to know about me.
Oh, yeah I forgot to mention: I love porn! I do. I am this lonesome crow for a long time now and porn saved my life for over 20 years! And because I like to reblog some of those 'filth' that officially doesn't exist on tumblr anymore, this blog is strictly
NOT FOR MINORS! UNDER 18, GO AWAY! THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE!
Furthermore regarding me & my teensy-weensy bloggy place here on tumblr:
I will not, or have ever paid for any kind of chat-related adult fantasy and/or the possible opportunity of romantically communication with the opposite sex. Nor will I do that in my forseeable restfuture.
MEANING I DON'T PAY MONEY TO ANYONE HERE!
Oh & I don't respond to messages like:
"Hey"; "Hi handsome"; "Hallo Daddy" or the likes. Those will be ignored & deleted. I ignore everything coming from "the usual" blogs. I guess everyone knows what's what. Those also get deleted, banned & cursed in a blood ritual under a full red moon!
Don't get me wrong, i'd love to chat with a nice lady, but I will never send any dough (again that means $) to anyone and no, I don't want to buy your smelly underwear. (I have plenty of that myself, thank you very much, I'm lousy in doing laundry...)
Sorry for the harsher tone and I know money has to be earned, even by pretty ladies. But instead fooling old farts like me, do it like all the others: Start an onlyfans & film yourself fucking your boyfriend.
Thanx for reading (if someone's reading...)
To lift the mood again, I finish now with a sketch of mine, scribbled a long time ago...
Cheers,
Big Mike V.
XXX
