still

the erotic boymoder torture facility is hiring.

transfem cannibal who’s really nice and t4t so whenever one of her victims is another transfem she just eats a leg and lets her live as an amputee. it would be so easy to eat the whole girl yet she restrains herself.

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

people seem to have an uncontrollable compulsion to pick me up when they see me. usually they don't ask first but thats ok bc im a little freeuse uppieslut

walking down the street i notice her, and I stop just to pick her up and wiggle her before setting her down gently and continuing on my way, completely confused on why i chose to do that

every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on

More things should be operated with big thumb switches and knobs and dials and shit.

you can imagine a kittygirl who cups your face gently in its paws, leans in like she’s going to kiss your cheek, then sniffs you. sniffs you again. leans back and blinks at you a few times, then wanders away

wonderful okay now imagine her coming back and doing the same thing again. she’s purring also

I don’t even want to write a review of “Top Gun: Maverick” honestly, I’ve seen 1,500+ movies and I’ve never finished one that left me more depressed about the future of this country. I just want to stop thinking about it

The White House just shared a video using footage from “Top Gun: Maverick” right before real footage of US bombs hitting Iran. I am sorry to announce that I have been 100% vindicated in my views on this movie.