still

every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on

More things should be operated with big thumb switches and knobs and dials and shit.

you can imagine a kittygirl who cups your face gently in its paws, leans in like she’s going to kiss your cheek, then sniffs you. sniffs you again. leans back and blinks at you a few times, then wanders away

wonderful okay now imagine her coming back and doing the same thing again. she’s purring also

I don’t even want to write a review of “Top Gun: Maverick” honestly, I’ve seen 1,500+ movies and I’ve never finished one that left me more depressed about the future of this country. I just want to stop thinking about it

The White House just shared a video using footage from “Top Gun: Maverick” right before real footage of US bombs hitting Iran. I am sorry to announce that I have been 100% vindicated in my views on this movie.

it literally isn’t cheating if you start a fling with a tgirl that happens to have a chaser boyfriend. his existence should be treated like an afterthought.

they gave me the steampunk estrogen which turned my organs into various brassy clockwork contraptions.

within the world of alternative medicine, the forcefem basement is a far more ethical practice than that of chiropractics.