they got married btw
oh you’re not kidding


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they got married btw
oh you’re not kidding

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UC or ER?
HONESTLY THOUGH
THIS IS BOTH ACCURATE AND EFFECTIVE
Urgent Care is for your "Oh no!" accidents.
Emergency Care is for your "Oh fuck!" accidents.
yeah okay ill reblog that!
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are you “adaptable” or are you just willing to subject yourself to existing in low key background-level ambient misery
these are different things btw. actual adaptability means not dealing with being miserable long term. and being constantly mildly annoyed/frustrated with a situation but being “able to deal with it” counts as ambient misery. btw.
let this be your sign to make your life just a little more livable. get a dollar store trash can for your bedside so Cup City’s invasion plans fall through. block a tag or post that makes you grind your teeth every time you see it. get some grip pads so your bed stops sliding across the hardwood a little bit every time you get in it. tell that person you need a little more support. if you get annoyed at a situation more than a couple times, change it. don’t be content with being miserable.
a few people reblogged my original post without the further commentary w tags like this, so i'd like to clarify.
ADAPTABILITY IS recognizing that the situation you have found yourself in is making you miserable in some way and changing something, internally or externally, in order to make it tenable. changes, depending on the situation, may include but are not limited to:
looking at something ultimately harmless but frustrating to you from a different perspective and shifting your outlook towards it accordingly. for example, sometimes annoying but harmless behaviors from loved ones are genuinely how they show care and thoughtfulness, and recognizing that can genuinely make them no longer frustrating. it sounds stupid but it's true. (obviously there's nuance here, but this post isn't about that)
recognizing bodily pain from the situation and taking preventative measures in the future so that it doesn't get worse, i.e. wearing a wrist brace when drawing if you've recognized that drawing is beginning to hurt your hand, or wearing a knee brace if you work a very labor-intensive job and are experiencing knee pain
recognizing a current organizational system is no longer working in your favor and either changing the problem elements of it or finding a new one. sticking with one that doesn't work any more in the hopes that it just randomly will again is only gonna leave you in limbo, embrace the pivot.
as said in my commentary, blocking a tag or user of a website that annoys you rather than stewing in frustration every time you see them. you're on the internet to have fun, there's literally no point in letting your limited free time in this world suck when you can make it so it doesn't.
recognizing a minor annoyance your partner or friend is causing and working around this so that it is no longer a concern. key word MINOR. for example, if you're annoyed they never put the toaster back to the right setting and you keep burning your toast because of it, it's going to be better for both of you if you just realize that that's always going to happen and just double check the setting yourself before trying to make toast. (again, nuance, but this post isn't about that)
recognizing your own shortcomings as a singular person and the benefits of being a social animal and asking for outside assistance. adaptability sometimes means knowing when you can't do it by yourself. yes, really.
ADAPTABILITY IS NOT just fucking grinning and bearing it. something that is harming you actively breaks you down over time. an animal in a new environment is not adapting to that environment if it's still hurting them. either they change so that it can't hurt them any more, or they change the environment around them to suit them.
if you are able to adapt to something, you should be, baseline, comfortable with it at the end of the day. not "kinda frustrated but it's fine", not "upset but it is what it is" - you should be comfortable.
if you are living in ambient misery instead, that is not adaptability, that is tolerance, and eventually that tolerance is going to meet its threshold and you are going to crack.
you do not have to let that happen.
Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as
- sneezed wrong
- turned your neck a little too fast
- slept weird
- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual
- breathed
- failed to breathe properly
- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time
- looked too hard at something too far away
- knees
Why does my arm and shoulder hurt
Pulled a random muscle and can’t figure out how
do you think if I asked the Chinese government nicely enough, they would built a metro system for my city like how the Soviets built that bridge for the town in WV?
If you ask the Chinese nicely enough the American government might do it to avoid looking bad
I mean that is what actually happened with the bridge I was talking about
but like, I don't trust the Americans to build a metro system
but like, I don’t trust
the Americans to build
a metro system
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you're a dog. You live with a family. A man, a wife, two children. The man yells a lot. He throws a plate. Worst rage ever. Thousands of years ago, an ancient bargain. You know your duty. Protect the pack. That bastard isn't pack anymore.
Five in the pack. The mother, the pups, and the male, and you.
On one side, warm sounds, petting food, play. On the other loudness, casual cruelty, and violence.
You pick your side. If he dares, then you dare: The hackles lift, you feel the air on your teeth.
You give him a warning, remind him that while he has clever hands, you still carry the shadow of a wolf in your soul, and you will bring it out and set it loose.
Even thinking it makes you cringe, tears at who you are.
But for mother and the pups? Yes, it is worthy, it is good, and if he takes one step close, you will protect.
You might be a chihuahua but by the god of dogs, you will be be a wolf for one moment.

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